008. FUCK'S RIGHT

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*incoming call from Salem whore🌙*

*incoming call from Salem whore🌙*

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"What do you want..?"

"Wow. You look absolutely terrible."

"Thanks. Can I go back
to sleep now?"

"No. You're welcome for
calling Carrie by the way."

"...Thank you."

"My head hurts like
a bitch."

"Bitch, you did this to
yourself. Why do you
think I'm even outside
anyways?"

"Because you're a
healthy whore."

"That I am. But no, I'm
being an amazing friend
and getting you something
for your hangover."

"..."

"Bitch, say thank you
otherwise I will bring them
all back and get me
some coffee."

"..Thank you."

"Say it like you mean it."

"Thank you, Salem."

"You're welcome, Elijah."

"Prick."

"..."

"I'm sorry for yesterday."

"Yeah, you're a mess,
but that's okay. We love
you for that. Haven't
seen you like that in a
while though. You okay?"

"I guess so. Just slipped up."

*sighs*
"I love you and all, but
you need to let it go.
You can't just stay down
in the past like this."

"I know."

"Just don't be so hard
on yourself alright?
You deserve better."

"Hmm.."

"Honey, by the way,
why are you still in bed?"

"Because I'm tired?"

"Oh my god, you
absolute moron. First of
all, you have to babysit
Mallory and Levi. Second
of all, you need to make
a new video. And thirdly;
it's 3 in the fucking afternoon."

"Fuck"

"Fuck's right. Get your
ass ready. I'm home in
ten minutes and Teddy
will be too at five."

"Oh god. I'm not ready."

"Babe, we've been knew."

"..Bitch."

"You love me. I put a water
bottle next to your room and
Teddy made some food that
should still be in the kitchen.
Now chop-chop, you have to
be productive today."

"I hate you."

"Bitch, I can still turn around."

"Noo- don't please.
Thank you, Salem."

"You're welcome.
Now goo."

"Alright, alright.
See you in a bit."

"See ya, prick."

*call ended*





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so this was a little short one. i just love salem and teddy sm and they care for baby eli a lot and i can't handle this--

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