𝐌𝐄! || "I promise that you'll never find another like me."
In which Elijah, also known as Mysterio, has a hard time with keeping his identity secret from his celebrity crush.
" Come on Mys, you've got to give me something!"
" You want to k...
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"What do you want..?"
"Wow. You look absolutely terrible."
"Thanks. Can I go back to sleep now?"
"No. You're welcome for calling Carrie by the way."
"...Thank you."
"My head hurts like a bitch."
"Bitch, you did this to yourself. Why do you think I'm even outside anyways?"
"Because you're a healthy whore."
"That I am. But no, I'm being an amazing friend and getting you something for your hangover."
"..."
"Bitch, say thank you otherwise I will bring them all back and get me some coffee."
"..Thank you."
"Say it like you mean it."
"Thank you, Salem."
"You're welcome, Elijah."
"Prick."
"..."
"I'm sorry for yesterday."
"Yeah, you're a mess, but that's okay. We love you for that. Haven't seen you like that in a while though. You okay?"
"I guess so. Just slipped up."
*sighs* "I love you and all, but you need to let it go. You can't just stay down in the past like this."
"I know."
"Just don't be so hard on yourself alright? You deserve better."
"Hmm.."
"Honey, by the way, why are you still in bed?"
"Because I'm tired?"
"Oh my god, you absolute moron. First of all, you have to babysit Mallory and Levi. Second of all, you need to make a new video. And thirdly; it's 3 in the fucking afternoon."
"Fuck"
"Fuck's right. Get your ass ready. I'm home in ten minutes and Teddy will be too at five."
"Oh god. I'm not ready."
"Babe, we've been knew."
"..Bitch."
"You love me. I put a water bottle next to your room and Teddy made some food that should still be in the kitchen. Now chop-chop, you have to be productive today."
"I hate you."
"Bitch, I can still turn around."
"Noo- don't please. Thank you, Salem."
"You're welcome. Now goo."
"Alright, alright. See you in a bit."
"See ya, prick."
*call ended*
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so this was a little short one. i just love salem and teddy sm and they care for baby eli a lot and i can't handle this--
