... and it all started with a tattoo (COMPLETED)

Priorities

The group was in hysterics, pissing themselves as we laughed at Luke, Michael and Calum doing "The Pony" (look up the keek, I'm not gonna describe it). When they finally decided to stop bumping and grinding, Ellie called out "Okay, the last dare! And it's a group one!"

Oh, joy! The group dares, where all the girls are forced to do something embarrassing for the boy's pleasure. This is gonna get veeerrrryyyyyy interesting.

Lauren spun the bottle to see who would be making up the girls' dare.

And the winner is Calum! Lovely...

"I dare you to... Erm...  Titty dance!"

YOU RANDY BASTARD!

All of us were stunned silent, the girls cast fleeting looks at each other, which signalled, "OMFG! What do we DO?" Hannah and Ellie looked at me like two rabbits in headlights, silently begging me to come up with a solution to their embarrassment problem.

Annalea was about to outright refuse to do it, and I didn't blame her, but Hannah gags Annalea in a display of absolute ninja-ness. The only people that seemed fine were Lauren and Calum, but that didn't surprise me.

I looked Calum straight in the eye, Western-style, and said "Ok, we'll do it, but YOU need to twerk. ALL of you, otherwise we won't do it." Calum immediately responded with, "DEAL!" without consulting the others. This got him outrage from the other guys, Ash yelled: "We need to decide this as a BAND!"

"Too late!" Ellie sings. I don't think she realized what she was agreeing to, I think she just REALLY wanted to see Ash twerk in person.

The guys glared at Calum but didn't say anything. They didn't want to argue in front of guests. Slowly and reluctantly, all of them started to twerk, looking and feeling extremely awkward. Eventually, they got into it, Ash did a Miley Cyrus and got up against the wall.

I can honestly say it was one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen especially when they raided the dressing up box and found pink feather boas to use as props. But soon, we had to face the inevitable, so we stood up and prepared to meet our maker...

Fuck it. If we're gonna do this let's have some style. I'm thinkin' burlesque!

"Boa please" After they looked at each other, Luke handed me his. The others sensed a plan, so forcibly removed the rest. "You got any music?" Ash sprung up from the couch and grabbed a little remote. A push of a button and music blared from the speakers. The song was 'Shake your tail feathers' by the Blues Brothers.

Oh, how appropriate! You watchin' Mikey? Coz this one's for you.

SHUT UP, BRAIN!

While everyone else recoiled from the extreme volume, I'd already started dancing, because I knew the sooner I started, the sooner I could stop. I decided to work from the bottom to the top, so, to the beat of the song, I swayed and shook my hips, while my boa rubbed my ass. I then shimmied back and forth and by this point, I didn't look at what the others were doing, I just concentrated on myself.

I danced for the whole song quite well considering I have no balance and two left feet. In the end, we looked at the guys. Luke hadn't taken his eyes off Hannah and he looked... proud? Calum looked hungry. I mean, he looked like he would have enjoyed nothing more than to eat us, and not in THAT way!

GOD! When was the last time you cleaned up around here, because you're so dirty-minded, it's unreal!

Michael was halfway off the back of the sofa, bent double so he couldn't see anything.

That's disappointing. I remember what he said about '5SOS Priorities' but isn't that a bit extreme?

Ash seemed to see all of us in a new light because the first one to speak was him. "That was fricking AMAZING! Why didn't anyone say that you lot could dance?!" All dancers blushed at that point. Ellie managed to squeeze out, "I didn't know I was... good at dancing, I mean."

"Are you kidding me?" Ash continued, "Ellie, you looked gorgeous up there!" As soon as he'd realized what he'd said, it was his turn to blush.

With dares out of the way, everyone, even Calum, seemed happy. I looked at the clock and it was four in the afternoon. Although we (me and the girls) didn't need to leave for ages, the guys would need to go soon because they had to leave early for pre-concert microphone checks and shit like that.

Might as well give them the prezzies now.

"Who's hungry?" Everyone perked up at the mention of food, but Ash frowned, saying "Ellie! You're our guest! We can't expect you to cook for us. I know, I'll cook something!" which led to everyone immediately shouting, "NO!" with various degrees of volume.

"Who said anything about cooking?" I get off my butt and gesture for everyone to follow me. They grudgingly followed me into the kitchen and stood there while I gestured to their freezer. Jaws hit the floor and Michael gasped, whispering, "They're beautiful" with awe. For dinner, I had made four 14" pizzas, from Margueritas to BBQ Chicken. "So," I asked, feeling like a goddess, "who's up for pizza?"

To make sure that the pizza was divided up evenly and properly, we formed an orderly line, as if we were homeless people at a soup kitchen and we looked just as excited to see these pizzas come out of the oven. Of course, Michael was at the front of the line. I mean, he's OBSESSED with pizza!

When did you become a dinner lady to four grown men? You need to sort out your priorities.

Eventually, I managed to scrounge a couple of slices before I heard Hannah yell, "Michael wants another slice!" to which he shouts "Pizza!" This caused a chorus of "Michael wants another slice!" To which he always replied "PIZZA!" And this, dear children, was the birth of the song 'Pizza'.

We were having a really good time until one of the backstage crew burst through the door, talking as he went. "Guys we need to MOVE! You're already 5 minutes late! You guys need to sort out your priorities."

"Alright, Kevin" This started a chorus of "Sorry, Kevin!"

"It's fine, but we've run out of time, we've got to leave NOW. Girls, either you come with us or you get into your car" If the girls could have beamed more, they would have lit up like a bulb. It was Lauren who eventually said, "We'll go with you?"

Piled on the bus, everyone was giddy, the girls because they were on the tour bus, Annalea especially because she'd just tripped up the stairs, the boys because they were about to perform a live gig.

We're off! Well, today's been good, wonder how it's gonna end...?

Hey, guys! I know this chapter isn't amazing, but it had to happen. It's one of those chapters that's a "filler". This story now has 400+ reads. I never thought that would be possible on one of my humble, little-ish stories and I have you to thank for that.

So... THANK YOU, YOU WOOOONNNDDDEERRRFFFUUULLL PERSON! The next bit's coming as soon as possible just for you guys.

Love you all, Randomer in Chief, Ellie xxx