The next day, I noticed a change in Hannah. She was being more secretive and her life now seemed to revolve around her phone. I asked the rest of HEAL what had happened to her, but they didn't know either, or they were lying for her. But this problem would have to wait because a bigger, uglier one had reared its head.
Since the 'Meet-and-Greet, I'd been texted and called by three of the boys multiple times, but it was Calum's texts that worried me. They'd started quite innocent. He'd asked how I was, he was polite and he seemed oblivious to the fact I hated his guts.
Suddenly, the texts got more serious, more... graphic. Along the lines of 'I love you so much, this is what I'm gonna do to your body when you finally accept me as yours'. They made me want to throw up.
This has gone on for WAY too long. This needs to end NOW! But I like it how you're only complaining because these texts are from Calum ;)
Fuck OFF, Brain! This was all getting too much but one thing at a time, I'm going to confront Hannah, then sort out Calum.
I stalked up to Hannah and questioned, "Come on then. Who's this mysterious fetus you're dating?" Hannah jumped up too quickly from surprise and fell off her bed. We both burst into laughter. Once we'd calmed down, I asked her again. She didn't answer straight away. I'm guessing whoever it was asked her to keep it to themselves.
She seemed to reach a decision, she looked up and said proudly, "I'm dating Lukas Robert Hemmings." I was silent for a while, then suddenly beamed, screamed and pulled a blushing Hannah into a hug. "I'm so happy for you!" Honestly, I was overjoyed! Turns out, he'd asked her on the bus once everyone else had gone to sleep, so only they knew about it.
"I know this is off-topic, but I need your advice on something." Annalea was the one that found me on the couch, balling my eyes out, but she isn't good with emotions, so she ran away and got Hannah and Ellie. I felt that Hannah was the perfect person to help me with this.
I told her about and showed her some of the texts, but not all of them. I mean, I wanted to preserve some of her purity and innocence, right?
"You need to urgently confront him about this." A Hannah pearl of wisdom, state the obvious. "I know that! But what do I do, what do I say?"
"I'd take this as an opportunity to be truthful and project all your pent up anger from yesterday onto him" This made sense... and after work, I was meant to go up to them anyway because I was going to hang out with Ash. "Okay, I'll do it when I next see them"
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An old woman at the care home asked me if I'd done anything exciting over the weekend. I told them about the concert and meeting the band, but they turned their noses up at it.
Typical! When did these biddies lose their need for fun and excitement? Take them out with us next time. I'll show them a good time ;)
I had enough time to quickly get changed and put on my biking leathers without being late for my day of fun with Ash. Their new home was just a generic hotel with a penthouse. Ash had told me to say a phrase to the person behind the desk and they would allow me to use the penthouse elevator.
I sashayed up to the guy with a comb-over behind the desk and blushed with embarrassment as I said, "I'm so horny right now, I'd need to fuck a horse to be satisfied... I'm so sorry!" The man was startled, then remembered that that was the phrase. "Good afternoon, miss. That is very nice to know, I'll let them know you're here"
The people standing around me looked at me with disgust. I mean, this was a five-star hotel and I'd just blurted out something very obscene.
You're not sorry! You're laughing on the inside, don't deny it.
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... and it all started with a tattoo (COMPLETED)
FanfictionCalum Hood, bassist for up and coming Australian band 5 Seconds of Summer, can't believe his luck when he finds the girl of his dreams in a tattoo shop. It's even better when she wants to arrange a meet up with him (and the rest of the band) for her...