Riley's POV:
Hunter: I'm crying
Me: what's wrong?
Hunter: I'm laughing so hard at my nurse right now
Me: what happened?
Hunter: I was singing Wrecking Ball very badly on purpose and then she asked me who sings that song so I pulled up a picture of Miley Cyrus and she said,"isnt that the prostitute that licks foam fingers for a living?". Idk it was just really fun when she said it
Me: lol ok
Hunter: I tried showing her Beyoncé and she got annoyed so she left
Me: lol u boob
Hunter: she obviously doesn't belong in the Queen's presence
Me: I know right
Hunter: she said she didn't like her
Me: call a sea bear while she doesn't have a circle
Hunter: lol! No let's be nice. Let's have her go through...the perfume department!!!
Me: omg yes!!!!
Hunter: she deserves it cause of what she said to our queen
Me: u mean about her
Hunter: yeah
Me: my mama told me when I was young we were almost super stars
Hunter: I hate Lady Gaga
Me: no u go to the perfume department
Hunter: wait u like Lady G?
Me: nope. lol
Hunter: I miss u
Me: miss u too potato<3
Hunter: I hate this hospital more then when they canceled Hannah Montana
Me: u know who I wish was real?
Hunter: who
Me: Patrick Star
Hunter: y?
Me: cause he's insanely retarded but in my opinion cute
Hunter: that's weird
Me: no it's not. We could fit Bikini Bottom in a fish tank
Hunter: no we couldn't!! Remember the time SB and PS were put in the fish bowl in Shell City. They hated it
Me: oh ya ur right
Hunter: Alexander "Clam" Bell
Me: GOOGLY EYES!!!
Hunter: don't forget big boot
Me: or Denis
Hunter: did ya miss me? AHH that was so scary. get the goober dollars
Me: no get the bubble soap
Hunter: first u have to find David H. and the beach
Me: Yep but remember,"easy back there boys"
Hunter: lol ya like don't let the Cyclops find u
Me: scary. U have to find Mindy
Hunter: honestly she's not hot
Me: ikr. Don't get attacked by the bald
Hunter: BALD BALD BALD!!!
Me: u know what?
Hunter: what?
Me: I'm a goofy Goober!
Hunter:Rock! Don't forget the rock
Me: or when Patrick dresses like a stripper
Hunter: panty hoes ohhh. cause he dressed like a hoe
Me: those were fish net stockings . get it right.
Hunter: oh right
Me: put your toys away *sings more verses*
Hunter: yassss! Plan Z failed
Me: yep
Hunter: Employee of the month in the house!!!
Me: remember the flag in Patrick's butt
Hunter: dude that's like the best part of the movie
Me: it really is. "Did u c my butt?" -Patrick Star
Hunter: we sure did
Me: my mom is asking what we're talking about
Hunter: tell her we are talking about the perfume department, big boot, and David Hasselhoff
Me: I just did. She has no idea what I'm taking about lol(^,^)
Hunter: sad sad sad
Me: I know know know
Hunter: meow
Me: woof woof
Hunter: oh shit oh shit I gotta get the heck outta here before that dog gets my furry buns
Me: vroom vroom get out me car
Hunter: no I won't out yo car
Me: vroom vroom
Hunter: beep beep
Me: honk honk
Hunter: well bust my buttons
Me: I'm dying
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Watch the link cause it's pretty hilarious. Look at the gif i attacthed of Patrick blookig like a stripper thanks.If u have a chance, listen to 'Partition' by Beyoncé cause it's ma jam. -@LoveMuffinHayes
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