Chapter 25: eyelashes on fleek

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Riley's POV:

Hunter: hey

Hunter: babe

Hunter: babe

Hunter: I'm needing help

Me: I need help too im crying

Hunter: y u crying bby?

Me: cause I finished season one of American Horror Story and I'm so sad like no

Hunter: how is that sad

Me: the ending was sad and I'm literally feeling so sad and depressed like no joke

Hunter: bby don't cry

Me: I must cry like no Violet and Tate Omg why!!! #Talet #Vate or whatever the ship name is idk

Hunter: ok sorry boo

Me: mhhm like u care

Hunter: I do. I care about you. I could care less about AHS

Me: u make me sad

Hunter: HSM over AHS

Me: no

Hunter: but we're all in this together

Me: not this time babe

Hunter: sigh

Me: sneeze

Hunter: wheeze

Me: OMG I shouldn't say the next one

Hunter: why?

Me: just cause

Hunter: alrighty then

Me: I love you

Me: I love you so damn much

Hunter: don't say damn but ily more than anything

Me: sorry mommy I love you

Hunter: sweet pea I want to kiss your forehead but I'm not at your house

Me: Aww shoot

Hunter: I'm in love with you

Me: well yay

Hunter: yay?

Me: I'm in love with u too boo boo

Hunter: i prefer not being called boo boo

Me: sorry hot potato

Hunter: it's ok my love

Me: whatcha doin?

Hunter: waiting for my Mac and cheese to be done

Me: lol

Hunter: what about you?

Me: listening to Taylor

Hunter: what song?

Me: out of the woods

Hunter: are we out of the woods?

Are we out of the woods? are we O U T O F DA Woods? What Da FLuCK

Me: remember when u hit the brakes too soon? 20 stitches in the hospital room

Hunter: actually I want driving and it was more than just stitches. I got broken ribs remember?

Me: tell T-Swizzy that

Hunter: I shall

Me: do it then

Hunter: hello Taylor's Manager I need to talk to Taylor

Hunter: no now I must speak to her now

Hunter: just put T-Swizzle on the phone before I kick yo buns to China

Hunter: NO U LISTEN TO ME SUR I NEED U TO PUT TAY MA BAE ON THE PHONE IMMEDIATELY

Hunter: no I need to report a problem with her song

Hunter: stfu do u know who I am?

Hunter: I am the mothereffing hot potato aka your biggest freaking nightmare so if u don't put me on the phone than im gonna slap ur buns

Hunter: hello? hello?

Hunter: they hung up on meh

Me: that's sad bro

Hunter: I know

Me: ugh sigh

Hunter: cry

Me: I gotta go

Hunter: Aww

Me: have a good day

Hunter: don't tell me what to do

Me:........

Me: did we just have a moment

Hunter: Drake and Josh

Me: yepppppp

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