Chapter 23: In real life H is 23 just so ya know

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Riley's POV:

Whiny brat: woman where the heck r u?!

Me: getting ur stupid Starbucks

Whiny brat: hurry up what's taking so long?

Me: there's a long line u butt so shut up or no coffee

Whiny brat: jeez gurl

Me: did the nurse give you some drugs for bitchy actresses or something?

Whiny brat: maybe. Hurryyyyyy

Me: no shut up

Whiny brat: whattttt y?

Me: cause ur being super annoying and I'm ordering ur drink for ur white girl soul

Whiny brat: that's a lot of "ur"s

Me: ur need to get ur butt up and fix ur whiny attitude before ur attitude gets ur self into trouble

Whiny brat: k

Whiny brat: why did ya have to go and make things so complicated?

Me: r u srsly using Avril lavigne when I'm trying to get u coffee right now?

Whiny brat: ya

Me: stop it u r srsly annoying

Whiny brat: since when do u hate my sudden song references?

Me: since I've been annoyed while trying to get u something

Whiny brat: sowwy

Me: I got ur stupid drink

Whiny brat: yay

Me: ...

Whiny brat: guess what?

Me: wut?

Whiny brat: I love you

Me: oh really

Whiny brat: ya u can read about it in People magazine

Me: I don't read that

Whiny brat: well maybe u should and then u can see that Nicki Minaj is becoming almost as scary as Miley Cyrus

Me: Nicki Minaj's butt is bigger than my future

Whiny brat: same well unless u don't leave me then I'll have a great future

Me: aww how did the whiny hoe go to sweet babe that I love?

Bby: idk. where r u? I want my coffee

Me: u suck

Panty hoe: thx

Me: ur welcome

Panty hoe: no seriously how long is this gonna take?

Me: u will never get ur precious coffee if u don't stop asking

Panty hoe: whaaaa

Me: I changed ur name to "Panty hoe"

Panty hoe: wow thx

Me: welcome

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"I got ur shi----um coffee. Hi Mrs.Hayes",I smiled cooly.

His mom thought for a brief second before saying hi back. Hunter looked like he was holding in a laugh.

"I'm gonna go out since you're here now sweetie",Hunter's mom said before walking out.

"Here's your coffee",I handed him the cup.

"Thanks you very much you ma'am",he smiled. "that made no sense",I laughed.

He smiled. "I know".

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Panty hoe: nighty night babe

Me: night ma fruit loop

Panty hoe: can't I be waffles instead?

Me: rlly? fine u a blueberry waffle

Panty hoe: aww

Me: I can't tell if that's a complaining "aww" or a sweet love "aww"

Panty hoe: can u change my contact name yet?

Me: no

Panty hoe: panty hoe gotta go

Me: adios

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Ok so I updated today yay. I'm thinking of starting a thing just like a story but in my point of view. I'll explain.

The story will be me talking about my crush and me at school but I'll use different names for everyone including myself.

I'll update each day depending on what happens. It'll be a secret way for me to talk about my crush in a story form. It'll be interesting I promise.

That's just a thought though. I just don't get to talk about him or anything so if I wrote it down it would kinda be like talking about it. Oh whatever I'll see. I hope that's not stupid.

Keep being sweet readers and keep reading. I've been loving the comments you've been leaving me. I love that people like this story. There's a picture attached along with the video too just fyi-@LoveMuffinHayes

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