Chapter 24: Queries for couples

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Riley's POV:

Me: ok so I was on Tumblr and I saw those couple survey things and I think we should do one

Hunter: nooooooo

Me: yes. but we get to make up our own questions

Hunter: that's better but no

Me: yes come on please

Hunter: fine *crosses arms*

Me: big baby

Hunter: go on now

Me: alright let me write it. I'll send it in a bit:)

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Hunter's survey:

Who is ur fav person?

Uh Beyoncé

Who is your favorite person u talk to?

Um my bæ Riley

What is ur jam at the moment?

Counting Stars by One Republic

What is ur fav game to play on ur mobile device?

Kim Kardashian Hollywood;)

Who is bæ?

Didn't I cover this already. It's Riley cause bæ means poop lol

Fav movie for u and ur gf to watch?

Shrek or Jackass lol that's almost a pun

Spirit Animal?

Idk Hillary Clinton

Best date with gf would be?...

Snuggling on the couch with mac&cheese, watching Spongebob

The TV character gf reminds u of..?

Hannah Montana

Favorite outfit on gf?

Nothing at all. Jk Jk ily don't kill me I like ur jeans

Least fav thing about gf?

When she doesn't shut up about High School Musical. Other than that she's perf

Fav thing about gf?

That's hard. Her need to use TV show or music references to insult me. Her booty. The way she laughs.

Fav nickname for gf?

Swiss Nipples lol no um my queen

Least fav thing at the moment?

My least fav thing is that she's making me do this stupid thing when I could be watching TV or eating a pickle

Riley' Survey:

Favorite show to watch with da sexiest man alive(Hunter)?

Hannah Montana

He reminds u of?

Shrek...jk Squidward

Fav moment with him?

When we stayed up watching 3 hours of That's so Raven on DVD

Worst fear about him?

What does that mean? Um that he'll fall into a lab and get turned into a teenage mutant ninja turtle

Booty?

H has a fine one I have to admit

Nickname?

Hot Potato or Smitty Werben Man Jensen lol my life is awkward

Favorite kind of date?

Making H watch American Horror Story with me cause he gets scared cause he's a big loser and it's hilarious to watch him get terrified and scream like a fat chick in the 1950s

Jam?

Jelly. No jk ik what u mean. Um it's actually not Partition anymore it's now just You Belong With Me by t-swizzle cause she's the bomb diggity and fetus tay is life omg don't get me started

Potato?

Potato

Tomato?

Tomato

Did u get the Spongebob reference?

Yes I did

How much do u love me?

Love u pshh u suck dude no no ily bunches bro thanks for being a potato

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Hunter: that was awful

Me: Nooo it wasn't

Hunter: yaaassss it was

Me: party pooper

Hunter: I liked some of ur answers

Me: thx brah

Hunter: I'm hungry

Me: get food then

Hunter: I shall it's ma destiny

Me: OOH come watch Napoleon Dynamite with me please

Hunter: lol ok I will come but u have to feed me

Me: I'll make some food

Hunter: please have Doritos

Me: I do have Doritos actually

Hunter: yas

Me: c u soon

Hunter: OMG

Me: what?

Hunter: nothing. ur just cute to think about

Me: aww

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Click the link and then look at the picture I attached cause it's of the title of this chapter. I only know this cause I've seen that episode cause that was my little sisters favorite show lol so there's my story for you:)

-@LoveMuffinHayes

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