Riley's POV:
Hunter: the nurses said I couldn't eat McDonald's
Me: Aww poor baby
Hunter: I just wanted fries
Me: I want a McFlurry now
Me: imma get one
Hunter: can't you see my pain
Me: sorry. it's your fault I'm hungry now
Hunter: no it's not. When u coming to visit me?
Me: idk. This weekend prob
Me: don't worry I'll sneak u no fries
Hunter: so ur saying u won't bring me any
Me: exactly
Hunter: oh
Me: that was a sad "oh"
Hunter: I know
Me: I wish u could watch Spongebob with me rn
Hunter: me 2
Me: firmly grasp it
Hunter: grasp what? ur boob?
Me: omfg Hunter do u not watch Spongebob? The jellyfishing net barnacle head
Hunter: sorry I have kelp for brains
Me: oh barnacles
Hunter: start texting the best SB quotes
Me: ok
Me: I smell the smelly smell of something that smells smelly -Mr. Krabs
Hunter: it's Justin Bieber
Me: Remember, licking doorknobs is illegal in other planets
Hunter: guess I broke the law on Mars
Me: You can't fool me. I listen to public radio - Squidward
Hunter: I can fool all the bitches
Me: Squidward, your ceiling is talking to me- PS
Hunter: I can't respond to that one
Me: I'm done with this. Aww tarter sauce! Im late by 10 minutes to another episode
Hunter: that was fun while it lasted
Me: it was
Hunter: will u buy me some canned bread
Me: where u going? The interpretive dance academy?
Hunter: maybe
Me: then buy me a candy bar
Hunter: don't u mean rectangles?
Me: no. alright who stole my lollipop?
Hunter: the police
Me: we stole a balloon
Hunter: on free balloon day
Me: sorry
Hunter: what u doin now?
Me: watching pewdiepie on YouTube
Hunter: omg he's funny
Me: he's freaking hilarious and I don't even like video games
Hunter: I know
Me: have u seen the South Park ones?
Hunter: yes. Those r so bad
Me: but so funny like I almost died
Hunter: I know
Me: I laughed at the one direction ones omg it's so funny
Hunter: he's funny
Me: u know who my fav person is?
Hunter: me
Me: no Beyoncé
Hunter: well my favorite person is Snelly
Hunter: that girl snail that Squidward had
Me: oh wow I feel loved
Hunter: r u freaking kidding me?
Me: mom
Hunter: don't call her
Me: mom
Hunter: stop that
Me: Mommy!
Hunter: calm down we don't want her coming in here
Me: MOM!
Hunter: I DIDNT DO ANYTHING WRONG!!!!SHUXKENODDNEKDKDITGSHWISIDIDUDHDBDJDIDIDXNSOXCHQBDIUSH!!
Me: vroom vroom
Hunter: get out me
Me: oh god where is the holy water oh son
Hunter: at ma grandma's house
Me: oh dear lord please help this child
Hunter: I'm so loved
Me: we we
Hunter: stop talking about yo va jay jay
Me: I wasn't u sick person that's supposed to be French and Idk how 2 spell it
Hunter: oh
Me: someone needs to take u to church on Sunday
Hunter: I m in the hospital
Me: oh that's right crap. Have them bring some priest or pastor or somebody to come over
Hunter: mommy
Me: don't call that woman
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Ok so I was happy to write this chapter but it's kinda boring sorry. Watch the link to see some Pewdiepie:) Felix is pretty funny ok I'm sorry for your ears and stuff lol:) You will not regret watching this whole thing i swear i laughed so hard. Have fun. Your welcome -@LoveMuffinHayes
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iMessage Hunter (a Hunter Hayes fanfic)
FanficIt starts with an text. It continues with more texts. Riley didn't know who was texting her at first until he promised to reveal himself at her sweet 16. She wasn't expecting it to be Hunter. She didn't know him but was the shy and quiet music lov...
