Chapter 5: Britney Britney

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Riley's POV:

Hunter: what are you doing?

Me: watching The Fairly Odd Parents

Hunter: u watch that show?

Me: yeah:) lol

Hunter: I've watched that but I like Spongebob better

Me: what r u doing?

Hunter: nothing really. R u enjoying the show?

Me: yes. my shiny teeth and me

Hunter: Shiny teeth! Shiny teeth! *does a Michael Jackson move*

Me: my shiny teeth that twinkle just like the stars in space!

Hunter: sexy

Me: I know but I'm not Chip Skylark. U are.

Chip Skylark: and ur Britney Britney

Me: no she's a dits

Chip Skylark: ya but she's like the popular pop singer in that show

Me: I don't sing. I'm nothing like her

Chip Skylark: yes u r

Me: that's it

Icky Vicky: sorry babe

Me: stop calling me babe Icky Vicky. u lesbian or something

Icky Vicky: I'm not the babysitter

Me: Hey Vicky so so icky. Just the thought of being around you makes me oh so sicky

Icky Vicky: yo mean Britney Britney. Yo so so mean

Me: well that sucks because u have a big love for Chip but it turns out he wrote a whole song about how sick u r

Icky Vicky: meanie I'm not Vicky anymore

Me: ok u butt

Hunter: did u know that I love u?

Me: no

Hunter: I do so much u cutie pie

Me: I'm no cutie pie ok. I eat pie

Hunter: .....

Hunter: will u marry me and make me the happiest potato on earth?

Me: no

Hunter: I love u babe

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-The next day-

I walked out of school looking for Hunter. He told me to meet him in front of school.

He was standing there with a poster and flowers.

On the poster it said,

"Homecoming? - Potato"

Around it were screenshots of little messages we sent each other. He even added the convo from when he called me Swiss Nipples.

"Oh my gosh",I said.

"Well?". Hunter looked at me eagerly.

"Yes",I said.

He smiled really big. "Yay!".

Hunter hugged me.

"I can't believe I'm going to homecoming with Beyoncé's buns",I laughed.

"Correction. U r going with the most attractive potato in this school". He smiled like a loser and I grinned.

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Hunter: heyyyyyy

Me: hi

Hunter: r u excited for homecoming?

Me: uh ya sure

Hunter: it's gonna be like a date

Me: whatever floats your goat

Hunter: date. heh heh heeee

Me: u stupid

Hunter: no. me Hunter. U Riley.

Me: .... No bro no u stupid

Hunter: I love u

Me: will u buy me some Burger King before?

Hunter: yes I will. Just for u love

Me: hey u know what?

Hunter: what?

Me: ur short so if u dance I can sing"SOMEBODY CALL 911! SHORT FIRE BURNIN ON THE DANCE FLOOR!"

Hunter: no that won't happen

Me: beep

Hunter: boop

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ok so click the link to watch Chip Skylark sing a great song:) lol.

Last chapter I'm posting tonight. Omg he asked her to homecoming. Whoop Whoop!

Yay for Hunter! -@LoveMuffinHayes

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