Red vs Blue Short Stories/OneShots

The Great Cookie Heist (Caboose x Reader)

You were just playing with a strand of your hair when someone poked you. “Uh, Miss Y/n? I need your help on a SUPER SECRET mission.” Caboose says. You chuckled turning to face the loveable dork. “Yes Caboose. I’ll help you with whatever this is.” You said.

It took half an hour for Caboose to explain his mission and another hour preparing for it. When it was finally time, the two of you smiled to each other. You followed Caboose to a certain point and then started to sneak into Red Team's base from the back. Meanwhile, Caboose would distract the Reds allowing you to snag any and all cookies they may have.

When you entered the base, the first thing that you realized is the odor coming from the room you were next to. Closing the door, you started towards the kitchen. Seeing as the bases are laid out the same, it was easy to get there. At first glance, sitting on the counter was a tray of cookies and a piece of paper that read in big letters: Grif's Cookies! I Will Kill You If I Find Them Gone!

You scoffed as you proceeded to take a gallon sized bag out and put the cookies in. After finding some more in the fridge, you booked it and went back to base. As you left, you could hear Grif yelling about his cookies being missing. You smiled and heard Sarge’s inaudible response.

“Did you get the cookies Miss Y/n?” Caboose asked. Looking up, you saw him and nodded. In return, Caboose starts to cheer. “Operation The Great Cookie Heist is a success!” he says. Later that day, the two of you sat in Caboose’s room eating cookies and Caboose drawing something.

Because the door was open, Church passed by and saw you two together. “Do you guys know why the Reds are yelling and bickering louder than usual?” He asked. You and Caboose exchange looks before Caboose spoke up.

“That would be because Grif lost his cookies. And, Y/n and I are eating those cookies while coloring.” Caboose says. Church looked to you. “And you helped him?” he asked. You nodded. “How could I say no to him? He’s fucking adorable.” You said.

“I fucking hate you two.” Church says leaving. You chuckled and resumed your coloring. And hour later, Grif was outside of the base. “Hey Blues! Give me back my cookies!” Grif shouts. You and Caboose go outside but not before hiding the cookies you stole from Grif.

“What makes you think we took them? They aren’t even sweet like the chicks. Bow Chicka Bow Wow.” Tucker says. “If you stole Grif’s cookies, then I congratulate you. I usually have Simmons or Donut try tossing them but Grif seems to literally chew them out.” Sarge says.

“Yeah. And the fucking fat ass sat on me until Donut managed to get him off of me.” Simmons says. “We’re only here because Caboose was talking to us and after he left, my god damn cookies were gone!” Grif says. “And they were delicious.” Caboose said.

You burst into laughter after Caboose finished his comment. “And this is why I’m never bored here. Caboose has a way that also makes him so adorable. And Grif’s cookies were delicious.” You said. The Reds and Church groaned. Perfectly sweet Caboose and cookies.