Red vs Blue Short Stories/OneShots

Red vs Blue x Ninjago

"Jay, put that down now!" Kai says launching himself towards the blue ninja.

"But I want to visit Max and Steel. Its been awhile and they get more fun than us. They always have baddies to fight and we don't." Jay says dodging Kai.

"Kai is right on this. Last time you used that teleporter device, you didn't bring it with you and we had to ask to get sent home. Then they came here and you made a fake bad guy just so you could have fun. We are not doing that again." Cole says.

"Come on! It'll be fun! Aren't you guys tired of peace?" Jay asked. "I think its better than leaving to somewhere we hardly know about." Lloyd says. "Majority rules Jay. No one wants to go to another universe." Cole says.

Jay groans but still looked towards his friends. "Then I'll make us go." He says pressing the button. "JAY!" His friends shouted before being sucked into the portal that appeared.

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"Caboose! Stop shooting me!" Tucker shouts. "Sorry! Freckles wanted to say hi. Isn't that right Freckles?" Caboose asked his gun. "Affirmative." Freckles replied.

"Like I was trying to say, we should start stocking up on supplies. We're already running low on food and its thanks to Grif." Simmons says. "You're just jealous I took your rations because Sarge gave mine away to Donut." Grif says.

"I should've known the dirtbag was fatter than a stuffed pig on Thanksgiving." Sarge grunts. "Can we just focus? You guys are too loud for your own good!" Church says. (This will be an AU where Church is still alive because yes.)

"He's right. Instead of arguing like you guys always do, why don't you split up into pairs to search for things around Iris." Wash suggests. "So you're basically sending us off to explore? I'm fine with this." Tucker says.

"Can I go with Church? Can I? Can I please go with Church?" Caboose asked. Church groans. "No. I'll be with Carolina and Wash watching over the base. You can be with Tucker, Caboose." He says. "Aw. But Tucker sucks." Caboose whines.

"Epsilon, did you feel something?" Carolina asked as she came towards everyone. Church glances towards her then he concentrated. It was silent until he felt something rippling through the air.

"What the fuck is that thing?" Tucker asked. Everyone follows Tucker's arm and saw a vortex like thing high in the sky. "Today looks like a good day to sacrifice Grif to the gods creating that portal." Sarge says.

"What!? Sacrifice Donut, not me!" Grif says. "By my calculations, that vortex is sending something towards us. Like those falling figures." Simmons says. Everyone instantly got their guns ready and waited for the figures to land.

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"JAY!" His friends shouted as they were sucked into the portal.

"I swear, the moment we land, I'm forcing you to take us back and I'm personally going to destroy that remote!" Kai says. "Here we are, once again falling through a portal. Wherever we end up, I hope the people are friendly." Cole says.

"The probability of the inhabitants of this universe being friendly is less than 25%. These portals are also quite long when sending us somewhere." Zane concludes.