Puns because i have a hella big writers block rn

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Vio- "Are you a chicken? Cuz you sure are acting like a COCK!"

Shadow- "Oh I'm sorry, but at least I didn't CHICKEN out on you when you went to your doctors appointment."

Vio- "You know darn well I can't do needles so I had to WING it out of there."

Shadow- "Chicken."

Vio- "Don't make me pull out the cat puns!"

Shadow- "We already did a chapter on that."

Vio- "Don't make me quote you know what!"

Shadow- "You don't have to, our readers pretty much know what is it by now."

Vio- "I swear to Din Shadow."

Shadow- "Don't swear at her, she prolly wouldn't appreciate that."

Vio- "DON'T MAKE ME PUNCH YOU SO HARD THAT THE READERS WONT SEE YOU FOR ANOTHER TWO CHAPTERS!"

Shadow- "Lol bye."

Vio- "I SWEAR..." knock knock knock

Shadow- "Who could be knocking at our door now?" Opens door

Red- "I heard you guys making puns in here so I thought, 'hey, how about I make a pun so funny, it'll make you want to slam a door on my face!'"

Shadow- "Well, wheres the pun?"

Red- "I dunno, you better check the other side of the door for it."

Vio slams the door on Red's face.

Written by @awkwardbluegirl uwu

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