Dragon Puns

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Shadow- Hey hey hey hey Vio

Vio- what?

Shadow- Dragon these nuts

Vio- Oh I would love to but then I'd be winging it

Shadow- Cone on babe! You'd know you'd be on fire

Vio- Heh, isn't that an inaccurate tail

Red- Hey guys! I made cookies!

Vio- I would like some...but Shadow over here is being too horny

Shadow-

Blue- Get a room you two.. .-.

Green- Hey, anyone seen my pants?

Shadow- I believe I saw them on your legs last

Green- Jeez, thanks Shadow...I'll keep that in mind.

Vio- Wasn't this chapter suppose to be about dragon puns??

Blue- Yeah cuz I'm sure the readers are just roaring with laughter

Red- Hehe!! Good one!

Blue- Yeah but I'd much rather make you roar

Shadow- Get a room you two... .-.

Blue- Hey!! Are you tryna catch these hands??

Green- Oh sweet Farore please grant me patience...

Shadow- I don't know...wanna tussle with me blue boi??

Blue- NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!

Red- Uhhhh I'm gonna leaves

Vio- let's just end this chapter...

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