Danganronpa Oneshots {3rd Person}

Kiibo Blows A Fuse - K1-B0 x Kokichi

  Hey everyone! I hope that you all enjoy this fanfiction!

  Kokichi was trailing behind Kiibo, asking millions of questions that had nothing to do with each other. Even though Kiibo didn't mind Kokichi's constant questions, some were a bit inappropriate.

  "Do robots have d***s?" Kokichi asked for the fifth time that day, since Kibbo never gave him a straight answer.

  "That's robophobic! How inconsiderate!" Kiibo huffed, crossing his arms.

  "I don't have to be considerate of robots, after all they don't have feelings." Kokichi teased.

  "I do have feelings! I'm learning how to process them every day." Kiibo defended himself crossly.

  "Suuuuuuure~" Kokichi mused, putting his hands behind his head.

  "Can robots lie?" Kokichi asked, veering off topic yet again.

  "No?"

  "Awe, that would make teasing you way more fun!" Kokichi feigned his disappointment.

  Kiibo rolled his eyes, "I do know a lot about human emotions." He put in helpfully.

  "Oh really?" Kokichi asked incredulously.

  Kiibo began to feel irritated with Kokichi always doubting him. Just because he was a robot didn't mean that he was stupid or didn't know anything about human emotions.

  "Yes, in fact I know a lot about your human emotion that you call love."

  "And why is that?" Kokichi asked, genuinely curious now.

  "B-because I've felt it before..." The Ultimate Robot ducked his head as Kokichi stared at him with pure disbelief.

  "Fist thing; it's probably Miu. And second; how? You're just a robot, and everyone knows they can't feel human emotions." Kokichi managed through his endless laughing.

  Kiibo pouted, looking at Kokichi with what could have been considered as a glare, though it didn't look intimidating in the slightest.

  "It's not Miu, she just does maintenance for me. And how dare you think that I can't process human emotions."

  "Uh huh, sure." Kokichi gave Kiibo another disbelieving look.

  "I-I can prove it!" Kiibo muttering, only then realizing his mistake.

  Kokichi's eyes lit up, "Oooo! Do it!"

  "Ummm..."

  Kiibo didn't have time to process what he was doing, but he found himself kissing a extremely shocked Kokichi. The robot pulled away quickly, somehow blushing while Kokichi stared at him blankly.

  "You told me to prove it..." Kiibo muttered looking down.

  Kokichi giggled, "I did, but I was lying. I didn't think you would do anything, Kii-boy. Cya!"

  The purple headed liar vanished within moments, leaving Kiibo alone with a thoughts that were going sixty miles a minute.

  This was very hard for me to write since I don't really ship it as hard as I ship Kokichi with other characters. *cough* Shuichi *cough* But anyway I hope that you enjoyed it. I love you all, have a great day! Bye-onara!