Creepypasta Fanfic

Covered In Blood and A Much Needed Shower

I spent the next hour searching for Eyeless Jack. My body tired and sore after dissecting and dismembering the last remaining body; my clothing covered in slick, crimson blood.

"Hey, EJ! Where are you, buddy?" I called out, but there was no answer.

I sighed, wondering where Eyeless Jack could have gone. I breathed deeply, the familiar scent of iron filling my lungs.

"Hey."

I looked up at the familiar voice, it was Jeff.

"Hey, Jeff." I said, "What's up?"

Jeff the Killer looked me up and down, smirking. "So, what's with all the blood?" He said, answering my question with a question of his own.

I shrugged. Jeff never did cease to baffle me, always showing up out of nowhere. However, I had other things currently occupying my mind; mainly the question of where the hell Eyeless Jack had disappeared to.

"Oy! EJ, where are you at?" I call out, this time a bit louder.

Jeff rolled his eyes and made his way in front of me. "Uh hello, Earth to Amythest." He said, clearly annoyed.

I smirked, "Yes Jeff, can I help you?"

"My question." He said, "Are you going to answer it?"

"What question?" I asked innocently.

"What question?!" He snapped, "What do you MEAN what question?!"

I bit my lip, trying not to laugh.

"I seriously don't know what you're talking about Jeff." I lied.

This was just getting way too good to pass up; his reaction was absolutely priceless. Jeff folded his arms across his chest, glaring at me with his unblinking eyes. I swear, if he had the ability to change colours, the boy would be glowing like angry molten lava by now.

"Are you kidding me right now? You seriously don't remember my question?" Jeff's voice was riddled with anger and confusion; it was as if he actually believed that I had no idea what he was talking about. "I asked you: What's with all the blood?" He continued, sounding more annoyed now than he was before.

"Oh! THAT question." I said, chuckling a little. "I thought you were talking to someone else."

Jeff looked at me as if I had gone mad. He looked around the room and shook his head as he smacked his hand against his forehead in a typical face-palm motion. This caused me to laugh even harder and I quickly gasped for breath.

"Really Amythest, and who do you think I'd be talking to?" He said. "If you haven't noticed, THERE'S NO ONE ELSE HERE!"

I took a look around the room, he had me there. Aside from myself and Jeff the Killer the room was completely empty. I could tell that Jeff was starting to get really agitated with me and I was really starting to wonder if I'd be able to keep the act up longer that I already had. Although, I still couldn't help but laugh at Jeff's priceless reactions; he was just too fun to mess with.

"Alright, you got me. I'm just messing around with you." I chuckled and shook my head, "I've been messing around with you the whole time."

"Are you going to answer my question or not?" Jeff snapped.

I nodded, "Yeah, yeah... don't get your panties in a knot." I placed the blood-drenched bag on the ground and looked around. "Look, I only had one body left. I knew I had at least two other Creepypastas that get the use of human parts."

"So?" Jeff pressed. "What's that got to do with the blood?"

"So..." I continued, "I decided to dissect the only body I had left so that I could share it easier with the remaining Creepypastas. Is that a good enough answer for you?"