CrushxReader One-Shots

~Carried Like a Potato Sack~

R/n: Random Name (Male)
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Third POV

It was another normal school day for Y/n. She'd just gotten out of History class and was sitting on the grass eating her lunch, her friends scattered around her laughing and yelling. She wasn't paying much attention to what they were saying though since her mind was elsewhere.

Her attention finally returned to reality when she realized her friends had gone quiet and were all staring at her. The reason? Well, the biggest flirt of the school had just shown up and was standing right in front of her.

Y/n's POV

What does this dumbass want now...

"What's up R/b?" I asked, standing up to get closer to his height.

"I just wanted to come over and tell ya that I think you're beautiful," he said, flashing me one of his "perfect" smiles.

Me and my friends rolled our eyes while a couple of them started sending me smirks, knowing what was coming next.

"K, thanks for the compliment."

"No problem, I'm just stating facts."

"Seems like that's a very common fact between girls you talk to," I mumbled under my breath.

"Pardon?"

I gave him a small smile, "Nothing."

"Okay," he grinned back, "Anyways, wanna hang out after school? We can go to the movies or something."

I opened my mouth to reply when I suddenly could no longer feel the grass below me.

"CODE CGBS!" I heard someone shout as I was being carried in their arms while they were jogging somewhere.

"H-hey put me down!" I yelled.

I turned to see who it was, surprised to see the face of one of C/n's friends.

"Hello?!" I yelled louder.

But then I got transferred to somebody else's arms and was immediately thrown over their broad shoulders. They were pretty tall since I looked to be farther from the ground than I should've been if I were with a person who had an average height.

"Can you please put me down!" I yelled louder.

After 20 seconds I got transferred to another person.

After being passed around two more times I just sighed as my questions and shouts continued to be ignored. I was still on school grounds but I have no idea how far I've traveled. I'm guessing that this is just some dumbass prank that the seniors are doing.

"What the fuck is happening!" I tried once more.

"Don't worry you'll be safe soon Y/n," I heard from the male that I was being carried by.

"C/b/f/n? Can you please tell me why the hell I'm being passed around like a fucking sack of potatoes," I asked, clearly irritated.

But once again, I was ignored and simply passed to the next person. This time it was more like I was being tossed compared to the other times since I had to quickly grab onto the person's shoulder as they caught me in their arms to prevent myself from falling onto my face.

I've had enough.

"GODDAMN SOMEONE ANSWER ME!"

"Y/n?"

I turned my head to the person, ready to start yelling some more but instead, my face automatically turned red as I realized who it was who saw my little outburst.

"C/n?" I questioned.

When he realized that I was just as confused as he was, he turned to look in the direction where the recent person that was carrying me came from, but C/b/f/n was no longer there. In fact, we were in the middle of an empty hallway.

"So what happened?" he asked.

"You tell me! One second I'm eating my lunch on the grass, the next I'm being passed around by, I don't even know who, while they're yelling 'code CGBS' whatever that means," I noticed C/n's eyes widen but I continued explaining, "I asked why they were running around carrying me but no one would answer me! C/b/f/n was the only one who spoke to me but he just said not to worry and that I would be safe soon. I didn't even know I was in danger!"

"Those fucking idiots, I'm gonna kill them," he muttered before looking me in the eyes, "Sorry Y/n. My friends are being dumbasses but they're just trying to help me."

"Why do you need help? What does code CGBS even mean and why the hell did they feel the need to carry me around like a sack of potatoes?" I questioned.

His face flushed, "Well uh, code CGBS stands for 'Cute Girl Being Stolen' and um, my friends were trying to get you to me fast before anything happened."

I looked at him confused, "I don't understand."

"Well, it's kinda an inside joke between all of my other friends to refer to you as 'cute girl'," He answered.

"That sounds so random, and why did they have to be so aggressive?!"

"This might sound weird but, I had to tell all my friends who I liked and why for a dare. So, that's why you're referred to as 'cute girl'," I blushed while he continued, "My friends started saying that I had to make a move before someone asks you out first. I told them to just give me time so that they would get off my ass, but they started talking about what they would do if someone did try asking you out or something. They named their little plan CGBS. I guess someone was flirting with you or something 'cause now you're here. I swear I thought that they were just joking around to try to get me more embarrassed. I would've made sure this wouldn't have happened if I knew they would actually do it. Sorry."

"Wait, so you have a crush on me?"

"No," he replied sarcastically, "I just told them a random girl's name when they made this whole ass plan up."

"Sorry sorry," I laughed, "I just have to make sure you do since I like you too."

"Wait actually?" he asked in disbelief.

"Yeah. I was planning on telling you tomorrow," I grinned, "but I guess this works too."

"Damn, I guess I have alright friends then."

"Yeah, I guess. But uh, I think I'm pretty heavy so you can put me down now."

"Nah, I'm strong don't worry," He jokingly bragged.

"Sure my knight in shining armor, as your friends were trying to make you sound."

"Fuck, please do not remind me. I still can't believe they actually did that."

I laughed, "Yeah, me neither. At least we've got an interesting story to tell now."