Wrong Number Dude // JACHARY AU

Chapter 6

Zach was sitting on his couch with Zach Blue on the floor, watching some cartoons that Zach loved from his past.

"Zach B., I think we are very similar, maybe you should have been my baby," Zach laughed to himself, wearing his Care Bear onesie- and yes, it was Cheer Bear -with his hot chocolate. "What am I saying? I couldn't find a good enough partner to be with. The last guy I did want to settle down with found some California-French tip manicure guy."

Zach still laughed about it to this day, just the thought. Zachary Dean Herron, a soon-to-be Starbucks worker, 17-years-old, single, living in a 2 bedroom apartment with his best friends, wanted to have a boyfriend and a kid. He is up to adopt, especially newborns. He has looked into this stuff many times. He knew it would be hard, but it was worth it.

Just as Zach was lost in his thoughts, Zach Blue started to cry, needing food. Zach remembered from his siblings when their parents weren't home and he had to babysit them, therefore, making it easy for him.

He found the stuff in the baby-bag and started to make the bottle. Zach found his phone, ignoring the text from the boy and started to play some music, calming both his nerves and the baby's cries for food.

Once the bottle was done, he picked up the phone, got Zach Blue, and fed him while sitting on the comfy couch- who even uses the seats in the kitchen when the couch is much better?

Every few minutes, Zach's phone would ding, notifying him if a text. Zach had it with the text. He started to read them, message after message, all they said were "Hey", over and over.

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
WHAT DO YOU NEED?

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Oh, how the turns have tabled|
Oh, how the tur|
Oh ho|
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I'm bored

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
What do you want me to do about it?

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dunno
have any weird questions?

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
No.
Now if you don't mind, I must take care of the baby

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YOU HAVE A KID?!?

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
Yeah
call me Papi

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Kinky...

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
I'm a single gay teen, I gave birth myself

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Hey, it's 2019, you never know

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
so that makes me a seahorse now

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how?

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
Let me guess
High School drop out
or
you're are just that stupid

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I guess I'm stupid then🙃

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
You and my exbf are exactly alike😑

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Funny thing, I'm a straight ass male
never dated a guy

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
I don't know how to respond

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same
so
uh
shit
how was your day

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
Great actually
excluding the part where you wouldn't leave me alone
and the "straight ass male" part
and you not knowing how a male seahorse works
But besides that it was great

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Yeah
srry bout that

ZachieBaby🏳️‍🌈
No problem hoe😘

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wHaT?!