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Ghetto Man

I walk through the snack aisle in Kroger and I get some hot fries for Leo.

I then walk around looking for my lime hot Cheetos because those are all i ever eat.

I find the biggest bag on the bottom shelf for $5.25. Damn that's expensive.

I look around for Kayla's hot funyuns because those are her favorite chips and she only eats those.

I find hers on the middle shelf for $2.50. Say less ima get 2 for her.

I then walk out of the snack aisle and going towards the next aisle and I bump into a tall figure making me drop all my chips.

I bend down to pick em up but he tries to help me and I notice some tattoos on his fingers.

We both get up at the same time and we accidentally butt heads.

"Oh shit my bad." I say trying to gain full balance. I started to feel dizzy for a sec.

"My culpability.." He mumbles and his voice rings a bell in my head.

I then fully look at him and I notice it's Jahseh.

"Jahseh?"
"Autumn?"

We both say in unison.

"Autumn."

"Yes?" I say with curiosity in my voice

"AUTUMN!"

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"AUTUMN WAKE YO FAT HEAD HAVING ASS UP!" Mikayla shouts waking me up from my nap. I open my eyes to her face in my face.

"Damn what?! I was having a good ass dream too.." I mumble punching a pillow after I fully sit up.

"Well, your brother told me to let you know the 3 of us got a party to go to." Kayla says flipping her hair and all of sudden i just see her wig in the air and then lands across the room on top of my empty dirty clothes hamper.

I bust out laughing.

"Bitch ain't shit funny." Kayla says mugging me.

"Yes it is!! That wig said "toodles!" " I scream out then i start laughing again.

"Lets just get ready.." Kayla says putting her hair back on like it never fell off.

"Bettt!" I shout getting out of bed.

The both of us walk into our closet and we both individually pull our outfits out. We quickly get dressed.

"How's this?" I ask doing a twirl.

"Girl you look sexy!!" She says then she does a twirl too.

"Girl you look gooodddd." I exclaim as i throw her a pair of sandals.

"Alrighty let's go." I say grabbing my bag and putting some money in it. I then offer Kayla some money too but she declines.

"Girl we get our money from the same place." She says cutting the lights off.

"You right." I say nodding putting the money in my bag also.

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"Park right there nigga." I say pointing to a spot on the grass.

"You're so ghetto man what the hell." Leo says laughing as he shakes his head.

"It's an available spot right? Now park there.. I'm tired of driving around, i'm tryna get my twerk on." I say dancing around in my seat.

"WHAT TWERK? YOU AINT WERKIN NO T OR T'ING NO WERK YOU FINNA SIT DOWN AND BE A DISCIPLINED ASS 17 YEAR OLD KID." Leo shouts with humor in his voice as he parks on the grass.