Gon 🏈🤼♂️ Freakcss added you!
10:15 Gon: Pancakes taste so good when you're hungover
10:16 Kill: This is not a universal thing, but yes, agreed
10:16 Kill: Also how did you get my snapchat?
10:17 Gon: Zushi Roll 🍣😌
10:18 Kill: Good to know Zushi is not above betrayal
10:19 Gon: If you hurt my dear sweet Zushi Roll, there will be hell to pay 😠👊
10:22 Kill: You're so fuckin extra dude
10:22 Gon: You should come to Ren
10:24 Kill: Like... for brunch or just in general?
10:24 Gon: Both :)
10:26 Kill: I'll think about it
10:27 Gon: D:
10:28 Kill: The Ren dining hall makes me feel inferior
10:29 Gon: Why?? I didn't realize there was a dining hall power dynamic
10:30 Kill: Oh yeah. Ren is basically the King of the Dining Halls
10:31 Kill: It exists to remind me of my poor diet decisions you know?
10:32 Gon: But we have pancakes too D: We are normal D:
10:33 Kill: :T
10:34 Gon: D:
10:35 Kill: I will literally gut you if you make that face again
10:36 Gon: Gut me, huh?
10:37 Gon: Will you torture me too? Maybe with a whip or something?
10:37 Kill: With knives.
10:37 Gon: Hot wax, maybe? :D
10:38 Kill: Only knives.
10:38 Kill: And public humiliation
10:39 Gon: O Great Killua, have thou no mercy?
10:40 Kill: That isn't how you use 'thou', you heathen
10:41 Gon: Teach me your ways ;)
10:41 Gon: And spank me when I get wrong
10:48 Gon: Was that too far
10:50 Call from Kill 🔪 Zold Yack
Killua paced his dorm room as the ringer went on. He pinched his thumb nail between his teeth, eyes wide and drifting from the window to the door, the window to the door. Just as he thought the call would end, the ringer was replaced by a bubble popping up on screen with an audio spectrum spiking to the sound of Gon's voice saying, "Do my ears deceive me? Is thee Killua Zoldyck calling me?"
"You piece of shit," Killua said, laughing.
"Gentle, gentle. My poor head is pounding," Gon said. Killua rolled his eyes. He could practically hear the smirk in Gon's voice, and then that cheeky little wink as he added, "No regrets, though."
"Oh really?"
"Oh yeah. I hope last night was as great for you as it was for me...? Possibly?" he said.
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No Filter x Serial Dating
Humor[KILLUGON] Gon is a serial romantic with an addiction to online dating. Killua is the barista stuck taking the orders of every date Gon Freecss reels in. It wouldn't be an issue if Gon wasn't such a hot topic-star running back for the Yorknew Univer...
