No Filter x Serial Dating

Right Swipe, Baby

Freecss was a no-show the next day at Starbucks, which was weird, because Gon was such a religious regular that even Killua's consistent coworkers commented on it. They had all grown used to the same faces coming in around the same time every day—there was the guy with green hair that was now blue, the biochemical engineer girl with square glasses, the runner that came by every morning fifteen minutes after open, and then there was Gon Freecss.

The day before, Killua had strategically busied himself in the backroom for the duration of Gon's stop at Starbucks. But now, he was curious to see what Gon would do next.

Gon's missing person case, however, gave Killua enough fuel to make his decision.

So what if they didn't date? Killua didn't have the time or the attention span to dedicate to a longterm partner anyhow. Considering his debt which Gon was now blatantly made aware of, Killua would feel guilty for dragging that into a relationship anyway. If the relationship went well, whoever it was with, and he got married... he didn't want his partner to pay for his shitty medical school bills. He'd be in school for another eight years, anyway.

And he had fun just fucking with Freecss without consequence. Why did he have to get his panties in a twist about Freecss dating other people? If anything, it was a blessing and a stress-reliever for Killua.

He'd be the same before and after Gon Freecss. They didn't have to be permanent.

With this decision made, Killua went to OChem more hopeful and more awake than he had been the past week. He beat Zushi and Kurapika to the lecture hall at which point he checked his phone, his thumb nail between his teeth as he saw a notification from Snapchat.

18m ago Gon 🏈🤼‍♂️ Freakcss is typing...

17m ago from Gon 🏈🤼‍♂️ Freakcss

14:13 Gon: You think I could fit an entire pancake into my mouth?

14:30 Kill: Excuse me but what?

14:31 Gon: Like, an entire pancake would it fit into my mouth

14:32 Kill: You're a hazard to society

14:32 Kill: And a coward. Two pancakes, easily.

14:34 Gon: You have so much faith in me

14:34 Gon: So just hypothetically speaking I could probably deep throat

14:35 Kill: I don't know what life you live don't ask me

14:35 Gon: You know your dick better than I do

14:37 Kill: So are we now talking about deep throating MY 🍆 specifically?

14:37 Gon is typing...

14:38 Kill: Since when did we go from pancakes to 🍆???

14:39 Gon: It was on my mind

14:40 Kill: Of course it was

14:40 Gon: So what's the truth deep throat or not???

14:41 Kill: I don't know the stats of your throat dude

14:41 Kill: Class is starting soon

14:42 Gon: To 🍆 or not to 🍆?

14:42 Kill: I swear to God, Freecss

14:43 Gon: 🍆🤲🧐???