Voltron Oneshots (Klance), by moongirlel ✔️

Give me my cheese, Sir!

Based on true events™

(No joke, this happened to me and my friend. Me being Keith in this story.)

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"Here we are!" Lance exclaimed, pulling into the parking lot of McDonald's.

Keith stared at the building, then at Lance with a blank expression. "Nu uh. We are not going in there. Last time I went in there with Pidge, she nearly jumped over the counter; because one of the male staff members asked her if she waited cheese in her cheeseburger."

Lance sighed, "We're going in, stop worrying." He smiled at Keith, getting out of the car.

Keith did the same, Lance locking the doors behind them. The two wanted in, holding hands, they got a few weird glances from people but didn't care.

They lined up and waited for their order to be taken. They eventually got to the till, Lance gave his order which was a big-mac and a drink.

When Keith gave his order he said, "A cheeseburger, with nothing on it expect onions and ketchup for the filling, please." He turned to Lance, joking with him, "Obviously, cheese on it too."

The Cuban payed, took the receipt and waited for their number to be called out. He gave the slip of paper to his boyfriend, as he always knew Keith liked to check the order.

"It says 'no cheese'..."

"What?" Lance lifts his hand to see the paper. "Where?"

"There." Keith points to his half of the order, "It says 'Onions, Ketchup, no cheese' What the fuck?"

"Wha-"

"Order number 9." A woman says, holding the food bag and drink in her hand.

"Thanks." Lance said politely, taking his bag and turning towards the door. He stopped and watched Keith slide the slip up the desk in her direction.

"Excuse me. On here, it says 'no cheese' even though I asked for a cheeseburger." Keith narrowed his eyes at her, as she looked down at the text.

The man who took Keith and Lance's order walked over to the lady. A confused expression showing on his face. "What's wrong?"

"You got his order wrong." The lady gave him the small page, Keith practically staring into their souls.

"Did you ask for no cheese?" The women asked the ravenette.

"No." Keith clearly stated, then continued. "My exact order was 'a cheeseburger, with nothing on it expect onions and ketchup for the filling', on a cheeseburger. I never asked for no cheese. Should I have asked for cheese on a cheeseburger?"

The man had a piece of sweat rolling down his forehead, he was speechless. Turning to hid coworker, she told him.

"Go and fix his order now." The women kicked his ankle and he walked away with the food. She smiled at Keith, taking the mans place at the till.

"What was that about?" Lance chuckled, walking back over to Keith again.

"That was me complaining to the staff, to put cheese on their cheeseburgers. And to learn both, that their customers aren't stupid and for them to know their orders correctly." Keith crossed his arms, watching the same lady getting called into the kitchen and bringing out their food.

"Thank you." Keith kindly smiled, taking his food and walked out with Lance.

On the way out, he seen a couple of families studying their own receipt too.

"How can someone be so stupid? He looked like a college student!" Keith complained.

Lance unlocked the door and they got in. He laughed, seeing Keith check his bag for the correct ingredients, in the corner of his eyes. "It's funny when you get all annoyed like that. I honestly thought you were going to jump over the table and grab cheese by yourself."

"If it was aloud, I would have done so."

The couple joked about their experience at McDonald's with their friends when they got back to the Castle Of Lions.

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