While We're Busy

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Disclaimer: This is mostly based around what the others do when Lance and Keith are busy ° ͜ʖ ͡°)

So it's weird and funny :3

It was late at night and most of the Paladins were sleeping. The mice and Kosmo were playing together in the bridge, with Coran as he was trying to fix a few of the castle's controls.

Romelle and Krolia were in the spa room together, which was beside the pool.

Hunk, Pidge, Shiro and Allura were all in deep slumbers, blocking out the restless moans and name calling coming from Lance's room.

"Right. That should be it now." Coran said to himself. He was under one of the control desks, fixing a couple of wires. He shuffled out from underneath the desk and sat up, banging his head on the way up. "Ah! Qwiznak!"

Kosmo growled, causing the mice to scatter. A high pitched scream came from Coran's mouth.

Coran stubbled back and hit the emergency wormhole button, along with the alarm. "AHHHHHHH!" His voice echoed around the castle halls threw the speaker.

Krolia and Shiro were the first two to bust down the door with full armour and weapons on. "Coran! Are you okay? We heard you scream...Uh..."

Krolia and Shiro lowered their weapons, just as everyone else - except Lance and Keith, ran in.

"Oh, I- Uh. Sorry."

Their eyes followed the voice to see Coran hanging from the ceiling, a wire rapped around his foot. "Princess! I don't know what I pressed on the panel, but we seem to be going through some kinda of wormhole."

Allura sighed, and tied her house coat, "Coran for the last time, stop fiddling with the castle's controls." She turned around to see two missing paladins, "And where are Lance and Keith?!" She raised her hands in the air in frustration.

Pidge snorted, as she pushed up her glasses. "They're all ready pre-occupied with one another. I hear Keith's the bottom... Or maybe they swap?"

"Pidge!"

"Oh my qwiznak!"

"That's disgusting!"

Everyone gave her revolting looks, and Pidge chuckled. The door opened to everyone's attention, to see Kosmo and the mice.

"At least we know that him and the mice are fine." Shiro crossed his arms. Romelle and Hunk nodded in agreement.

"Hello! Incase you all have forgotten, I'm still upside down!"

Allura rolled her eyes, she took a step forward and the ship jerked.

"Whooh!" They all exclaimed and fell over, as the castle done it again. The ship moved suddenly, then flew forward, pushing everyone to the door and wall.

"What's happening?!" Hunk asked, just barely turning his head to face Pidge and Allura.

"We are going through a really strong wormhole! Coran, what button did you press?!" Allura yelled over the sound of roaring wind of them moving at high speed.

The rope around Coran's leg snapped and he got tossed around the room from the lack of gravity, then hit the door switched.

The team screamed, getting thrown down the hallway from the opening doors.

The castle slowed down to a halt, making everyone pile on top of one another.

"Who's arm is this?" Krolia asked and Hunk groaned in response.

"It's mine."

Allura sat up and screamed, "My foot! It's broken!" She grabbed her foot and turned it the correct way.

Pidge cried out and whacked Allura in the head with her elbow. "That's my foot!"

One of the bed room doors opened and Lance stumbled out. He wore his dressing gown and messing bed head.

"Guys, what the actual fuck just happened?" He asked rubbing his closed eyes, he opened them in confusion. "Why are you all piled on each other like that?"

"I don't know. Why don't you asked Coran?! Because he's the reason we go into this mess in the first place!" Allura pointed to Coran.

They all untangled themselves and stood up, wobbling and holding the wall for support.

The ravenette came sluggishly out of the room behind Lance and held onto the Cuban's back, to keep him standing up right. Keith had Lance's top on and his own boxers on. "Why are you guys outside our room?"

"The castle had a malfunction, and I was trying to fix it." Coran brushed his waist coat down and twirled his finger around his mustache. "But unfortunately, I had a few problems with the wiring and we wormholed to the other side of the galaxy... Or another galaxy... We need to check." He skipped down the hallway, "No worries! You can all go to bed, I'll try to fix the panel again!"

Allura ran after Coran with Shiro and Hunk. "Coran! Don't touch anything!" She yelled at him.

Krolia smiled at Keith, then went to her room; Romelle did the same.

Pidge smirked and turned to Lance, "Keep it down next time. Jeez..." She shook her head in disappointed and left for her own room too.

Keith and Lance gave each other confused looks. Lance nuzzled his nose into Keith's, then pulled him back into their room again to sleep.

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