Marvel Oneshots

Gay // Avenger's Family

Summary:

During an Avenger's meeting, the team is interrupted by a prank war gone wrong.

Request by @moonshade2007

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[no one/third person]

The meeting was going pretty well, considering it was the first meeting held after the Accords problem was settled. Though there was a bit of awkward silence here and there, no fights had broken out yet. The attendees just happened to be wrapping up the meeting right as the door burst open.

"-SWEAR TO GAY JESUS, DID YOU ACTUALLY RIG THE BATHROOM DOOR WITH A GLITTER TRAP?!" In through the door came the first set of couples: Shuri and MJ. The two girls were covered head to toe in holographic glitter, and they didn't seem happy about it.

Soon after the two stormed in - still not realizing it was a conference room actively being used - the second couple- Peter and Wade- waltzed in, laughing to themselves. Peter is the first to notice the stunned group of heroes, but he doesn't do anything to apologize for barging in. 

Shuri and MJ run to the back of the room and position themselves in the corner, finally noticing the heroes, but not caring either. "Get your gay asses over here!"

"You two were literally just making out, I believe the gay asses are you." Wade points out, arms crossed over his chest. Shuri gasps particularly loudly and throws a hand over her chest while looking to her girlfriend.

"We are queens, you absolute swine!" MJ corrects for her, flipping the pair of boys off. Now both groups were fuming.

"Swine?! We. Are. Kings! You two are the swine." Peter scoffs, walking toward the other couple threateningly. 

"Whatever. We're leaving. And don't you DARE think for one second that we won't get you two idiots back for this. Sleep with one eye open." Shuri warns, flipping her hair and taking MJ's hand to lead her out of the room. Peter and Wade look at each other before bursting out into laughter. It takes a couple of seconds for them to calm down, but when they do, they turn toward the group of heroes.

"Hi, dad." Peter smiles and waves, grabbing his boyfriends hand and walking to the open balcony in front of the table. "Bye, dad." Before anyone could question what he meant, the two teenagers dramatically throw themselves off the balcony. 7 of the 12 heroes jump out of their seats and dash to the balcony. As they gaze down to the pavement below, Peter reenters the room throw another window behind the table, startling the rest of the heroes. 

"Peter, how many times have I told you NOT TO JUMP OFF THE BALCONY?" Tony scolds, standing to confront the teens.

"Tony, who are these kids?!" Steve asks, clearly confused. 

Tony sighs deeply before turning to the man. "My gay children. Who apparently have NOT ONE OUNCE OF OBEDIENCE IN THEIR ENTIRE BODY!" 

"It was for dramatic effect. Duh." Peter tells him nonchalantly. "It's not like I didn't have my web shooters, anyway."

"Peter, I don't care if you have your web shooters or not, the next time you jump off the building, you're grounded. No buts!"

"Whatever, dad."

"Don't whatever me, Peter! May trusted me with you, and I'm not letting you kill yourself for 'dramatic effect'!" Tony shouted, sitting back down and closing his eyes for a second. "Just, go. Go to your room or something. Wait! No, don't do that. Go to the common room where we can have eyes on you two. No funny business."

"I may be your child now, but I didn't inherit your f-boy tendencies, Dad." Peter laughed, tugging his boyfriend out of the room. Tony was left behind, grumbling to himself while the other team members laughed at the kid's comment.

"I didn't know you had a kid, Stark." Steve chuckled, leaning back in his chair.

"He's not technically mine, I just sort of adopted him after his aunt passed away. Really sweet kid, I've never met a teenager who has as big of a heart as he does."

"Wow, I don't think I've ever heard Tony Stark say anything remotely similar to that," Stephen spoke, cracking a small smile.

"Savor it, I don't throw those words around very often."

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forgive me for that was short af but i didn't really know what else to do with it

i hope you all enjoyed this!!

with love,

- Kat <3