Marvel Oneshots

Meme War // Spiderson

Summary:

Peter finds out that Steve and Bucky know what vine is. Chaos ensues...

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[Peter]

I looked around the room, seeing Steve, Bucky, Nat, and Clint. The other Avengers were training downstairs, so this was the perfect chance.

I looked down at my empty water bottle and smirked. "This bitch empty-"

"YEET" Steve and Bucky yelled along with me. I was so confused I didn't even realize I accidentally nailed Clint in the head.

"What the fu-"

"Language!" Steve snapped, earning a laugh from Nat.

"I- What just happened?" I was blinking rapidly, confusion clouding my thoughts.

"Was that not normal? Oh, shoot. Bucky and I wanted to catch up on everything that was popular. And so we know of the 'memes' (he pronounced it me-me btw) you young kids have." He explained, Bucky nodding along. Nat and Clint looked thoroughly amused, and to be honest, I kind of was too. 

"I'm going to have so much fun with this..." 

>>--<<

It was the next morning and I had the perfect plan. Tony was going to take me into the city to go shopping for the new school year and it was the perfect opportunity for a little fun. Steve was sitting at the counter beside me reading the newspaper. As Tony walked in, I dropped some change on the table, startling my father.

"What you got there kid?" Tony asked, trying not to look confused, and failing.

"69 cents. You know what that means?" I said, smirking internally.

"You don't have enough money for chicken nuggets." Steve replied, not even looking up from his newspaper and confusing Tony even more.

"FUCK YA CHICKEN STRIPS!" Bucky yelled, walking into the kitchen.

"What did you do?!" Tony shouted at me, making me burst out laughing. Steve and Bucky looked at each other and started laughing too.

Pepper walked into the kitchen at this moment, stopping in her tracks, looking between the four of us, and walking out.

"Ok, that's it, mister. No more vines for the rest of the day!" Tony exclaimed, efficiently silencing all of us.

"But-"

"No buts! No. More. Vines." He said, his face unfortunately serious. "Let's go, the car is already started."

"I haven't eaten yet."

"We'll grab something on the way, your choice." He told me, walking out, leaving me no choice but to follow.

"He just said that to me, which means you two can keep it going. Try to annoy him as much as you can today." I said once he was a decent amount away, laughing a bit. Bucky nodded, an evil look gleaming in his eyes. Steve shook his head, but I could tell he'd probably do it.

>>--<<

That night, I was lying on the couch after dinner. Just Tony and I were in the room, about to watch Star Wars when Bucky walked in.

"What's up, fuCkERs?" Bucky yelled with a phone in his hand. I could barely keep my excitement at bay/

"Why do you have my phone?" I asked calmly. Tony looked between the two of us to warily.

"BecaUSE FUCK YOU THAT'S WHY!" He replied as the both of us burst out laughing.

"PETER!"

>>--<<

"Shuri, you should've seen his face! It was priceless. He was so confused, I asked FRIDAY to send me the footage so I could watch it over and over again." I told her as we facetimed, laughing again.

"You'll have to send me the footage! And I have this great video of T'Challa I'll send you too. It was yesterday when we were out talking. A black cat walked by, and I started talking to it instead. T'Challa was furious, you could practically see the steam coming out of his ears!" She said, and I heard T'Challa in the background 'Don't you dare send anyone that, Shuri!' "Gotta go, T'Challa's about to kick me out if I don't come to dinner. See you soon!" 

"See you!" I said, ending the call. I couldn't wait until she came here again, it'd been too long. 

"Peter, breakfast is ready and Boss is requesting you." FRIDAY's voice called. I smiled to myself and headed down. 

I smiled to Bucky when I entered, we had planned this yesterday after the whole ordeal with Tony. We ate normally, and when we had all finished, I nodded to Bucky. 

"So, Steve was telling me about Germany, and he mentioned you stealing his shield! How did you take down Captain America?" Bucky started, a wild glint illuminating his eyes. Steve gasped, 

"Don't you dare-"

"We shot him in zee legs because his shield iz zee size of a dinner plate and he's an idiot." I replied, even taking on the German accent. Steve groaned and threw his head back.

"BUCKY WHY ARE YOU ENCOURAGING THIS?!" 

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This is great content

Jk, my writing skills decided to take a vacation.

Anyways hope yall enjoyed this mess :)

- Kat <3