fellas is it gay to think ab making out with your ex boyfriend during the intermission of the musical you're in
Send tweet.
(a/n: i rarely put a/n's in places that aren't before or at the end of the chapter, but i will have you know that the first draft of this did not use the words "making out" but i thought it'd be better to uh clean it up a bit)
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Patton: VIRGIL
Patton: ROMAN AND THE ENTIRE CAST OF YOUR PRODUCTION, THE REVIVAL PRODUCTION, AND THE TOURING PRODUCTION ALL FOLLOW YOU
Patton: THAT IS NOT A SMART THING TO DO
Virgil: ok but in my defense it was the truth
Patton: What if Roman sees it??
Virgil: 🤷🏻♂️
Virgil: i want to start a conversation with him again but idk how without sounding clingy or stalkery or too we-broke-up-but-i-still-love-you-and-i-would-murder-my-family-for-you type thing so im hoping that gets his attention so he'll dm me first
Patton: It'll still be weird?
Virgil: yes but it's better to say something lighthearted like that than to say "just got dumped and feel like shit but im holding to the ground as the ground keeps shifting i guess bc im breaking down lmao i don't actually play whizzer i play trina"
Virgil: ooo
Virgil: ill tweet that too
Patton: Virgil I think you're going crazy
Virgil: hAHA wdym im fine im making jokes about this im not sad
Virgil: crying is for late nights where i can't call roman to come over so i eat doritos and ice cream instead
Patton: HEY
Patton: Covering your negative feelings with jokes is a PATTON thing so stfu
Virgil: woAh patton using stfu??
Patton: Ofc, the st stands for shush, twink
Virgil: woW thanks
Virgil: and the fu
Patton: Well that stands for fuck you
Virgil: oh no
Virgil: what have i done
Virgil: shit intermission's almost over
Patton: Oh haha
Virgil: you're explaining these texts as soon as the show is over o k a y
Patton: Byee
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Virgil remained shook through the entirety of the second act due to Patton's behavior.
He left the building after signing fans' playbills and taking some extremely awkward photos, and waited for Patton's car to arrive.
His phone buzzed.
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Patton: Logan said I can't drive
Patton: So I'm not driving sorry
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all the world's a stage // prinxiety ✔
Fanfiction♡ C O M P L E T E D ♡ * Written before Deceit's name reveal! He is referred to as Declan here, as this was written long before SVS Redux. ⚠️ WARNING: Contains toxic relationship, depression, anxiety, Tourette syndrome/tics, death and suicide, grief...
