CAPTURE>>Why don't we

CHAPTER THIRTY FOUR: FRIDAY PART TWO

As soon as we get in my bedroom she starts whisper-screaming at me

Ze: what were you fucking thinking pulling a stunt like that! Do you want to add a fourth member to your "oops I kissed but let's not tell" list!
B: let me know when you're done throwing a tantrum so I can actually explain
If I wasn't her best friend I would have gotten a broken nose for saying that to the Zendaya Coleman. You just don't say shit like that to her.
Unless you're me.
Ze: talk before I beat your ass
B: what you saw is not what happened okay. He got here early and I could see something was wrong
Ze: so you decided to use your tongue to search for what was wrong down his throat?
B: I will not explain with your smart comments interrupting me
Ze: I don't see my smart comments doing dumb shit like you
B: okay point made. Can you stop grilling me now? Anyway,he came early. I saw something was wrong and he said he wanted to talk and it sounded serious and turns out he was really upset because he thinks we are drifting and that we don't spend as much time together as we did
Ze: I can relate
Okay. That was just an unnecessary way to make me feel like shit
B: would you stop please?
Ze: sorry, carry on
I explain the rest
Ze: did you kiss him?
B:no.Thank goodness you walked in just in time. I don't know what came over me- I just thought he was so beautiful at that moment
Ze: oh my god. You need to get a grip bro you literally think every boy you see is a fucking beautiful angel. It's unhealthy
B: yeah you're right, I don't know what I was thinking. Jack's the only one of them that hasn't told me he likes me or anything and I feel like he's still just purely my friend y'know and I almost ruined that
Ze: yeah, we'll figure something out don't worry but for the love of god Billie, keep your kissy lips away from people. I mean it. Or I literally will tape that mouth of yours shut and it ain't gonna be pretty
I laugh it off and give her a hug
B: that reminds me- I haven't put on aquaphor
I say searching for it on my desk and applying a generous amount to my lips
Bro you will not catch me with chapped, booty hole lips okay.
B:I have no clue what I would do without you
Ze: kiss boys probably coz you seem to do that shit a lot when I'm not around
B: god I love you-

CRASHHHH!!! CLING CLANG!!! CRASHHHH!!!

Zee and I instantly look at each other, worried looks flushed over our faces. I knew I shouldn't have left those boys unsupervised. We run down the stairs to find the boys exploding with laughter as they hold their phones up to Jonah who's can barely even stand. God are they already drinking? Then I see a broken table. Shit. I pause to take it all in. Zach is on top of a deflated blow up mattress red in the face with tears of laughter. Jack is rolling on the floor laughing so hard I think he might puke. Daniel and Corbyn are on the couch laughing, their phones held up to video Jonah and their eyes darting from the Booz to Jonah to the broken table then to me

B:what the...
I say trailing off as I make my way down the stairs
Ze: and we're off to great start, haha!
She says not being sarcastic at all and instead pulling out her phone and doing the same as dan and Corbyn
Ja: so uh...Jonah's already a bit tipsy
C: yeah Jonah broke the table
D: it looks bad
Jo: it looks fucking amazing
He says making everyone erupt in laughter. I even start laughing but quickly stop when I realize that my parents are gonna flip
Z: wow
B: um okay...it's okay
I say trying to think of what to do
B: well for starters,Jonah you need to uh...what's the word I'm looking for?
Ze: stop being drunk
Jo: I'm not drunk
B: yeah okay buddy
I say helping him sit down
B: I'm gonna take this to another room
I say picking up the cooler with the drinks and taking it into the kitchen then returning
B: how much has he drunk? It couldn't have been that much to make him tipsy-you just got here
Z: oh he drunk before we got here
Ze: my man!
She says giving a high five and sticking the camera in his face
B: oh god he didn't drive did he
C: nah I did
B: okay good
I say leaning down to inspect the table
D: sorry Bil
He says crouching next to me and looking at the table as well
B: don't worry about
I say acting like I'm fine
I'm totally freaking out.
D: it's not too bad
C: yeah it looks fixable
Ja: Jonah's the best at that so I guess he can fix it when he's...you know...sober
Z: haha
B: okay yeah. I'll just move it into another room for now and have Jonah fix it tomorrow when he's slept
Ze: nothing better than hearing a loud hammer on a table when you've got a hangover
Ja: yo he brought it on himself