Randomness

example of bad writing, just for fun

Let me know if after reading this you have a new appreciation for my indented paragraphs XD

"Check, check. 1, 2.. Is this thing on?" The farmiliar voice of 303 glided into my thougts. While in the hospital, 303 had suddenly appeared in my head and started talking to me at random times. I could tell by both his voice and maturity that he was just around my age, maybe even a little younger. He said something about being stuck in some alternate reality and me for some reason being the only one he can contact. At least he had been good company while I was in the hospital. Though as you can all probably imagine, a voice in your head can get pretty annoying. "Hey 303. Why didn't you wake me up?" I asked with my thoughts. It is kind of the layer of thought between talking and first ideas. So 303 can't technically read my mind, unless I say what I am thinking in my head. "I was having connection problems. You forget to pay the cell service again?" He said sarcastically. I rolled my eyes and looked out the window. "Have I ever told you you're cute?" "Yes, three weeks ago." "Oh so you do remember past yesterday?! How come you 'forgot' to call Gabriel back then?" Even though I couldn't see 303, I could tell he had a childish grin on his face. Oh and what a genius card he had played to bring that up. I never saw it coming. Of course he had nothing else to do but plan what to say next. I blushed when he mentioned that. Good thing Meli was talking to someone on the other bench or I would have to explain me blushing for no reason. "Hu, wa- wat!?" "Ha! Best reaction of the year. If I had a camera I would photograph it and post it on the papers!" "You stinkin mind hacker!" "Hey, enough with the nicknames! :(" "Says the person who calls himself 303. What kind of a name is that anyways?!" "It's a name too good for you to make fun of. :)" He was silent for a little bit and I kept my mind quiet. After a while of having someone who can access your mind you can get pretty good at keeping it quiet. I would probably even be able to pass through a lie detector whether I was lying or not at this point. Me and Meli started talking again as the wheels on the bus went round and round. "So what you and ms. talkidy talk talking about? "Didn't I tell you to stop with the nicknames?" "Hey I am not the one who broke that 'no nicknames' pact of ours!" "Alright fine. Just don't be annoying!" "But that is what I strive to be. :>" I eventually just gave up the conversation and waited for school to start. 303 may have been annoying, but he was also the reason I had such good grades in math. Math was of all of them my least favorite class. So I would just let him listen to the lectures and such while I let myself just look like I was paying attention, and when the tests came he would help me out. He was actually very quick at solving tough equations. And even my strict math teacher was impressed at times. The bus finally stopped in front of school and me and Meli walked in. "Oh! Oh! Oh!. There's Gabriel! You should talk to him!" 303 said as I passed Gabriel in the hallway. I just ignored 303's advise and walked past him. But I didn't go far before I felt a hand tap my shoulder. I quickly turned around and saw Gabriel was looking nervously at me. "Hey Amey." He waved. He did his best not to look awkward, but him shoving his fingers into his thick cirly black hair just gave it all away. We had been pretty good friends before he finally told me he had a crush on me so I knew his nervous habits. I never knew what to say to him, so I had just tried ignoring him. "Hey." I brushed the strands of hair that just loved falling into my face as I spoke shyly. "Say you like him! Ship it! ship it!!" What are you even talking about?! No!" "Awww, come on! You're no fun." "Good." "So, I take it you don't really like me.. A- and I understand. But is it alright if we at least be friends again?" He asked. "Of course." I smiled. He did too. "Oh come on! I wanted drama. Where were the tears Amey? Where were they?!" "Would you just stop for once?!" "Fine. I'll be back for math class. Can't wait for the decimal, fraction, algebra combo!" Oh yeah. Did I mention that 303 actually likes math? Oh, well. Now you know! :]

UGH! Just the look of it makes me wanna hurl. XD