Randomness

10 Reasons Why No One Would Ever Want To Marry Me XD

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This was honestly just a random idea I thought of just a few minutes ago and was like, "Ya know, this is entertaining. I should make a list... and publish it for all to see, so we can all laugh over our combined awkwardness." XD
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1. It is almost impossible to please me when it comes to eating-out, mostly because I so easily swap between not caring one bit to being the pickiest person you can imagine.

2. Nobody wants to be with someone who thinks so much about made up universes all the time.. At least my kind of obsessive timelining and such would eventually get annoying.

3. I don't like hugs for two reasons. (1: Any form of a tight squeeze with no sense of escape terrifies me.) and (2: the smell of either my own or someone else's carbon dioxide makes me feel claustrophobic.)

4. I honestly would be worthless if I was ever depended upon to save someone's life by doing math or something.

5. I have a terrible habit of climbing up really tall trees and being too scared to climb down, which means my potential partner would have to carry a ladder around with him all the time.

6. My proportions are strange. My legs are really short, even though sitting next to my brother I am almost as tall as him hist because upper half is taller. I know, I think about it all the time. 'XD
I am also really muscular for being so small. I think I might be even getting a six-pack. LOL

7. In reality, Minecraft is my only hobby. >. <

8. I honestly have the hardest time sometimes understanding how people are feeling.. and jokes; lots of times people have to explain a joke to me.

9. Again, I am oddly picky/not picky, when it comes to traveling. I have no idea why. I just am.

10. Any guy who reads all my books be like, "Pfff! No way José!"

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Aaaaanyway.. I hope you guys found this entertaining. If you were inspired to do the same thing, then go ahead I guess. It was a good laugh for me to just look at some of my own hilarious flaws. And, I hope you all have a good time.. seeya! :D

1/28/2020