Randomness

Bruh Moments (1-16)

(1)
When you remember you don't actually want people reading the book you are writing, first written nearly a full year ago, but it is relevant to the plot.

(2)
You: *spends months developing a very intricate storyline, all connected in some way, and lots of exciting lore for readers to figure out on their own if they want.*
Also you: *writes an okay book just because you couldn't find another like it*
The readers: "I like this new one."

(3)
When someone chats with you on your main account a lot, finds your secret account that you are embarassed about, and starts talking to you on that one.
Me: "I am just going to pretend I have no idea who you are." 

(4)
How you imagine the fight scene: *glorious*
How you describe it in the book: "and then they fought."

(5)
Writing just because you are bored: over 5,000 words in a single day
Actually needing to write: "3 (words). Take it or leave it."

(6)
You remember reading this book, but you don't know why.. *Sees comments from your secret account.* "Ight, Imma head out."

(7)
Minecraft: *updates*
Me: .-.

(8)
Brother: *doesn't read any of the books he is a main character in*
Me: *creates random book based on "My Hero Academia"*
Brother: "UPDATE!"

(9)
When you write more about Minecraft than you actually play the game.

(10)
When you and someone else find out you are both writing very similar books, so you just talk about the similarities and differences between the two, as well as compliment the other on the things they think are cool. 
👉😎👉    👈😎👈

(11)
Adults: "So, what do you want to do when you grow up?"
Me: "Write books."
Adult: "Oh, really. What sort of books?"
Me: "You wouldn't get it."

(12)
When your parents don't know how to punish you for writing and reading too much, so they just say you can't do anything. *sad bored noises*

(13)
Me: *plays Minecraft to take a break from writing and thinking about stories so much*
New book ideas: "Allow us to introduce ourselves."

(14)
Me: *writes a version of a well known character I genuinely love, and call my book baby*
Another writer when using the same character: "Let's make them a ruthless killer."

(15)
Me: *finally publishes the sequel to the very story I started my Wattpad account with(the first I finished at least)
All my followers: "Eh, that's pretty cool, but I would rather read the one you don't even care that much about."
Me: *used to it because my secret account is ten times more popular than my main one*

(16)
Fans of a book I have already planned out: "Oh, I love these characters. I can't wait to see them all live happy lives, and fall in love."
Me: *who has already planned to kill them off and ruin all the romance plots* o.o