*Next Day*
I woke up to the sound of beeping. I look at my phone and see my twitter mentions blowing up.
@Terrrrrrance1D: @ErinJonesOfficial and @Harry_Styles are my OTP!!
@HarryAndI: Er what even is @ErinJonesOfficial... she is so ugly.
@ErinJonesBae: OMG!! It's about time @ErinJonesOfficial. you go get that hottie.
@HERINSISBAE: #Herin #Herin #Herin @ErinJonesOfficial @Harry_Styles #OTP
Wow I'm guessing that the fans saw Sienna's tweet. Great, I'm going to have the paps to deal with now.
Once I finish looking through some tweets, I see my phone light up, once again.
Scarlett is calling.
"Yo Scar, what's happening?" I say.
"You tell me. The paps found out that Luke Hemmings slept with someone, not that long ago. Also, what is Sienna's tweet about?" she said angrily."
"Well I don't give a fuck about the Luke business and I kinda slept with Harry."
"What?!"
"I said. I slept with Harry."
"Yeah I get that. You need to sort that out. People think that your dating Luke."
"Yeah, no thanks to Carly."
"Well you have an interview at one, so get your ass out of bed and get ready."
"What should I say about Harry then?"
"I don't know."
**********
"And we go live in 3...2..." The cameraman says.
"Good afternoon New York City." The chirpy presenter says. "So Erin Jones, what is the craze over you and One Direction hottie, Harry Styles. Is it true you are dating Luke Hemmings from Aussie band 5 Seconds Of Summer?"
"Yeah, we were but-"
"Okay, are you cheating on Luke with Harry Styles?"
"No Luke and I broke up."
"So are you dating Harry then?"
"No, we are strictly just friends."
"Why is twitter going mad about 'Herin', if you two are 'just friends'?"
"Because Sienna is mad and she tweeted something random."
"Now is it true that Harry is your daughters dad?."
"No where do you get that from?"
"We have our sources."
"I demand to know who told you."
"Like I said, we have out sources."
"Who the fuck was it?"
"That's all we have time for New York. Later we will have the report on Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez cheating scandal."
I walked out of the studio and drove to the bar. I parked outside and sent a message to the babysitter, Cheryl.
To: Cheryl.
Hey, Cher I won't be long, ill pay you extra.
I immediately got a message back.
From: Cheryl.
Okiee no problemo
I walk into the bar, after locking my car, and start drinking.
About and hour later I was fully blown drunk.
"Bartender man give me another funny juice." I slurred.
"Maybe you have had enough." she said.
"NO! I want more funny juice." I say throwing a tantrum.
"Fine."
She handed me a shot of funny juice and I downed it.
I stood on the chair and climbed onto the bar.
I started to dance to the music. Very vulgar dancing may I say.
"Erin, what are you doing up there?" Harry said.
Wait what is he doing here.
"C'mon I'm taking you home." he said.
"But baby, why don't we have some funny juice."
"No, c'mon I'm taking you to my flat."
"Oh, I know why. You wanna get frisky, then lets get frisky." He shook his head.
"Ill show you frisky in the back seat of your car." I purred into his ear.
"Oh god, lets go."
"Eager are we?"
"Shut up, I need a cold shower."
He grabbed my waist and threw me over his shoulder. He put me in the back seat of his car and I passes out.

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