My Itty Bitties

5. Insolent Human

Chapter Summary: Some people don't know when to quit.
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"ABSOLUTELY NOT!" Edge screeched, throwing the clothes you gathered on the floor. You gasped softly and quickly picked it up, along with the bear that had been discarded and stripped of its clothes to show Edge.

"It's Darthvader!" You protested silently, showing Edge the doll once more. "You don't even have to keep the bear, just take the clothes!"

"THIS IS MOCKERY. I DEMAND THAT WE LEAVE THIS STORE AT ONCE!" He huffed, glaring daggers into the bear you were holding then into your (colour) eyes. Throughout the whole time you've been in the workshop, you had forced yourself from laughing the moment Edge tried to jump down from you and flea. A string of curses coming from him as you held him in your hands.

"It's not mockery!" You whispered, aware of other customers with children. You shook the bear slightly. "It's cute!"

Clothes in this store was out of the question to Edge. He didn't like anything you showed him. Maybe because you showered him with girl's collection with glitter and large words like 'friendship' or 'i <3 slumber parties' stitched on the front. Not to mention, the fabric was really thin and flimsy—oh and totally not his style.

"CUTE." Edge scoffed. His arms crossed over his chest. "IT IS AN ABOMINATION OF EXISTENCE. THIS WHOLE SHOP IS!" He screamed, stopping his foot like a toddler showing a tantrum. Your lips twitched fighting off a laugh that threatened to come out. Should you stop teasing Edge?

"Oh c'mon, the place isn't that bad. I mean, look at Blue! He is practically beaming!" You pointed at the other bitty that tried on a denim jacket despite the obvious size difference.

"BAH!" Edge threw his hands in the air and lodged himself into your pocket, purposely digging his knee into your hip. You winced softly, shaking your head as you laughed. Guess you'll just have to start from scratch on their clothes. The bears were twice their size and they no longer had stuffing within them—from Blue's bath in your bathroom skin, you noticed that they were full on skeleton.

No trouble seem to catch you, so far soo good.

"Blue," you called softly, keeping your head low in case other people peered towards you. "Let's go to the fabric store."

You placed your hand over your mouth, giggles coming out as Blue walked over with his hands grasping the shorts that was too large on him, the denim jacket dragging behind him with the rounded shoes clopping on the floor.

"ALRIGHT!" He cheered, a little too loud for your liking as you quickly grabbed him and hugged him to your chest just as an employee rounded the corner you horded yourself in. Blue moved in your hold making you hiss 'stay still' before standing up to greet the employee.

The frown on his lips made you silent. "Miss, you are disturbing other customers. I might have to ask you to leave."

You smiled apologetically, stripping Blue from the workshop's clothes—silently thanking that he was stiff as a rock and handed the worker the clothes.

When he took them, his gaze lingered in Blue. You narrowed your eyes and gently slipped him in your pocket, the opposite side of Edge.

"That figurine has a nice shape. Can't say I never seen one like her. May I see her?"

You pursed your lips. "He is a boy and no thank you. He is special and I don't let anyone touch him." Oh god, how weird do you look? Carrying around a phone-sized skeletons in your pockets and came to shop for them. Your cheeks flushed with embarrassment. Lowering your head, you swiftly rounded the worker and sped walked out of the shop. The murmurs of others lingering in your ears as you walked towards the escalators. Gently slipping your hands in your pockets, you palmed both Edge and Blue with your thumb lightly caressing Blue's skull and the other holding onto Edge's face from biting you.