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Surly - Five Hargreeves

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"She did always hated when I would drink. Said it made me surly."

Five was currently drunk out of his mind, knocked out with his friend, Dolores aka a mannequin. Being one of the only 2 people left alive in apocalypse made a person desperate for more companionship.

Luthur and Diego had found Five passed out in the library near the house. They had no choice but to carry him home, before the cops were called on him.

Now, Diego was walking next to Luthur down the alleyway, Luthur carrying Five and Dolores.

"You know what's funny?" Five suddenly asked, his gazed fixed on the sky, unfocused. "I'm going through puberty....twice." he rolled his eyes in annoyance.

"Five who were those people?"

"None of your business." he muttered, his head falling back again. Diego grabs his arm and shakes him.

"They attacked the house so It is my business!" he says roughly. Five just glares at him. Diego sighs, stepping back a bit. "Look, we just want to protect you."

Five smirks and even laughs a bit. "Protect me? I don't need your protection, Diego." he snaps. "Do you have any idea how many people I've killed?"

"...No."

"I'm the Four frickin horseman!" he smirks, falling back. He turns over suddenly and vomits on the ground, Luthur huffing in annoyance and giving Diego a look.

When Five sits back up, he's slightly more sober. His eyes widen a bit when he finally processes what Diego had said.

"Wait! They came to the house?" he starts struggling weakly in Luthur's grasp, but he only tightens his hold. "Let go of me, Luthur!" he growls. "I need to get to (Y/N)!"

"Five she's okay. She was in your room when we left to come find you." Luthur mutters. Five's eyes start slipping close.

"If she's hurt....I swear....I'll...." his body goes limp, falling asleep. Diego rolls his eyes, opening the door for Luthur to walk in. They go up to Five's room, where you're curled up in a beanbag chair reading. You look up when they enter, watching Luthur lay Five on his bed.

"If I didn't know better I'd say he looks almost adorable when he sleeps." Diego smirks. You roll your eyes, smiling.

"I got him from here. Thank you guys for finding him and bringing him home." you say, going to sit beside him. Luthur and Diego nod, leaving the room and talking quietly to each other before the door closes.

You sit down next to Five, the bed dipping a bit. He stirs, and forces his eyes open. He sees you sitting next to him and feels you stroking his hair gently. He grumbles something and wraps his arms around your waist, pulling you to lay down next to him and burying his face into your shoulder.

"We've talked about this drinking habit, Five. It makes you surly. You're gonna do something stupid one of these days."

He just chuckles and shakes his head, cuddling you closer. "You're also more cuddly once you hit the beginning stages of sobering up." You laugh.

"I heard the house got attacked by Hazel and Cha-Cha." he mutters, tightening his hold on you. "You're not allowed to stay here without me from now on."

"Five I'm an Assassin too, you know. I can handle myself."

He sits up and rubs his face, trying to wipe away the alcohol. "Yeah well, you don't have powers as a back up."

You get up, going back to your chair you were in previously. "Go to sleep Five. Maybe you'll be less of an ass when you wake up."

He rolls his eyes, collapsing back down on the mattress and rolling over. "Maybe you'll get off my case for once." he grumbles, closing his eyes and hugging Dolores close. You roll your eyes, pulling out the book you were working on getting through and start to write out more equations to help Five out. Sure he was a douche when he was drunk, but sober he treated you like a queen. It was worth dealing with his occasional stupid drunk self.

You worked equations out for another hour before putting your work down and stretching. You get up and walk to the kitchen, needing a snack and some water.

You grab some fruit and a glass of water, turning on some music before sitting on the couch in the living room.

You eat a couple handfuls of chips and finish your water before laying down on the couch, falling into a light sleep.

You're woken up a couple hours later to a bang followed by the voice of an angry Five.

"What the HELL?!" he growls, spacial jumping to the kitchen. He grabs whatever Klaus was trying to get, and jumps them both upstairs, leaving Klaus and jumping back down to the couch where you were sitting up, yawning and rubbing the sleep out of your eyes.

"Sorry. That idiot doesn't know how to keep quiet." he mumbles, sitting on the arm of the couch next to you.

You look at him, seeing he's staring down at his lap, his hands held together. You use one of your hands and turn his face towards you, scanning his eyes, smirking. "Good to see you're back to normal now. Or as normal as you can be." you tease. He smirks and tackles you, pinning you on your back.

"Sorry about earlier." he says softly. "You know I love you, right? More than Dolores. More than anything."

You smile and lean up, pressing a kiss to his lips. "Yes. I know." He smiles down at you, scanning your face before leaning down and pressing another soft kiss to your lips. He jumps you both to his bed to continue so as not to be bothered by anyone, conveying his apology in each kiss.