"hmp. why did i even agree to sign up for the gym? it looks...grimy and soiled and unsanitary and..."
"ehem, hello miss, may maitutulong ba ako?"
"...sweaty...and hot..."
"hot?"
"...?"
"...ah eh, welcome po sa boom gym, miss...?"
"yummy."
"yum...?"
"-menggay! and you are...?"
"tisoy macho, ms menggay, at your service! 1st time ninyo?"
"uhm. yes. my ate boomdat told me that i need to limber up. can you help me?"
"limber? hindi ba mga troso yun?"
"no, that's timber. but your arms look solid and hard like troso indeed."
"may iba pang mas hard dyan."
"excuse me?"
"ah eh, gusto mong maging hard? este, gusto mo bang mag-gym, miss menggay?"
"oh, yes. that is my intention in cumming...coming! yes, gym. can you train me?"
"of course. pwede mo akong maging personal trainer."
"will you train me hard and fast?"
"ayaw mo ba ng dahan-dahan lang?"
"so that i will keep coming?"
"oo. ng paulit-ulit."
"..."
"..."
"let's start now."
"boom."
***
posted this on twitter sometime last year.
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Quickies
Фанфикa mix of fanfic, shorts, and maybe everything in between. clearly, these are quickies. most are un-edited and may be blah. but i will still do this, just to get it out of my system.
