Goblin Slayer x Reader One Shots

{sick day}

this is gonna sound whack but last night i had a dream that goblin slayer was at a cookout with priestess.

"Aaa too bright," you grumbled from underneath your bedsheets. The sun was just as intense as ever that morning, causing your head to throb.

Realizing that you were probably never going to get any more sleep, you threw the covers off you and flung yourself out of bed.

"Crap, I got up too fast!" You stood there uneasily for a moment as you tried to collect yourself. "It's too early in the morning for this," you complained. You rubbed the remaining sleep from your eyes and dragged yourself to the kitchen.

To put it in simpler words, you were nOt a morning person. You rarely ever made an appearance to anyone in the morning however, today was a bit different.

You sipped your tea quietly as you stared at your armor sprawled over your bed. 'Guess I should get ready since I'm already awake.' You set your mug aside and discarded your nightgown.

later that morning

You were about to enter the Guild Hall when a certain redhead interrupted you.
"Hello, there cutie! I didn't expect to see someone as gorgeous as you this early—"
"Can it, Stick Boy," you hissed before he could finish his remark. He rose his hands submissively. "Whoa, you're as feisty as ever." Despite his pride being wounded, his smirk still remained. You glared at him some more before finally heading inside.

You skimmed over the mass of adventures, hoping to find a few of your friends. Luckily, Priestess was sitting on the other side of the large room.

She noticed your presence and smiled sweetly at you. 'SHE'S TOO CUTE OHMYGOD.' You grinned widely and made your way over to her. "Good morning," she greeted. "Yo."

You took a seat next to the young girl and yawned tiredly. "Hey, are you ok? You look exhausted," she asked with a glint of worry in her eyes. You laughed and patted her shoulder reassuringly. "Yeah, don't worry. Waking up this early isn't normally part of my sleep schedule so I'm pretty tired."

Priestess nodded in understanding. "I don't mean to pry...but if you were sleepy then why did you come to the Guild Hall?" You thought for a moment. "Hmm, well since I couldn't go back to sleep I coming here just gave me something to do," you replied.

Suddenly the large pair of doors slammed open, revealing the one and only Goblin Slayer. Though he didn't seem too peachy. His body was trembling and his shoulders were slouched, which was far from his usual calm demeanor.

You and the little blonde both stood abruptly from your seat and rushed over to him. Normally when you saw him your chest swelled, but this time it felt different. "Goblin Slayer?" you asked hastily.

Priestess grabbed his hand tightly once his breathing started to become more ragged. Something was wrong and you didn't like it. You carefully lifted his arm over your shoulder to steady him. As you were doing this, crowds of people gawked at the three of you.

"What? Do you people have something to say?" you threatened angrily. You were definitely not in the mood for this. "Come on. Let's take him in the back," you suggested.

You softly placed Goblin Slayer against the wall. You snapped your fingers in front of his face to help him focus on you. "I need you to listen to me ok?" He nodded hesitantly. You continued, "Are you hurt anywhere?" He shook his head. "Do you feel nauseous or dizzy?" He nodded.

After a brief moment in thought, you asked permission to remove his helmet, which he complied to. You carefully unhooked the straps to it and handed it to Priestess. Your brows furrowed after seeing his face.