Harry: *to Albus Potter* Albus Severus Potter, you were named after the two bravest men I knew-
Ron:
Ron: I literally sacrificed myself to a giant chess game for you when I was 11!
Harry: But did you die?!。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Quirrel: TROLL! IN THE DUNGEON!!
Dumbledore: Quick, everyone to their common rooms
Slytherins: uOr CoMmOn RoOm IS IN THE DUNGEON
Dumbledore: *read at 10:32 p.m*。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
James Potter: What is your problem?
Lily Evans: I don't know, but I'm sure it can be traced directly back to you.。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Snape: I'm not doing too well
Snape: I have this headache that comes and goes
Harry: Walks into the classroom
Snape: Oh look, there it is again。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Ginny: *to Harry* Would you like to stay for dinner?
Mrs. Weasley: *in the background* Would you like to stay forever?!Ehehe I'd just recently seen Mulan 1, and thought the ending scene was very cute and funny so I incorporated that between Ginny and Mrs. Weasley :))
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...