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The Mortal Instruments

Clary: I know we don't always see eye to eye on things
Alec: That's because you're too short

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Jace: You know me and Clary broke up?
Alec: Clary and I.
Jace: Wait, she broke up with you too?
Alec: 

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On Father's Day

Valentine: Why hasn't my daughter called me, it's Father's Day
Valentine: Or my idiot son
Valentine: Or my genetically-altered-not-son
Valentine:
Valentine: Oh right, I hate all of them
Valentine: I am an amazing father

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Clary: Is there a word that's a mix between angry and sad?
Magnus: Malcontented, disgruntled, miserable, desolated-
Jace: Smad
Alec: There are two types of people.

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Simon: Does he look like a killer to you?
Jace: Everyone looks like a killer to me. It's a job requirement.
Simon: *narrows eyes* Do I look like a killer to you?
Jace: Yes, you kill my patience.