Peter Quill, wearing a new outfit: How do I look, Gamora?
Gamora, not looking up: With your eyes, Peter.
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Loki: You really are campaigning for jerk of the year, aren't you.
Hela: As defending champion, are you nervous?
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The Avenger's sleepover:
Bruce: Shh okay, let's actually go to sleep
*quiet for a minute*
Tony: *starts laughing for no reason
*Natasha and Clint start laughing*
Steve: Guys seriously, I have to fight Thanos tomorrow
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Bucky: Beer me!
Sam: What's that?
Bucky: Hand me that water. I always say, "Beer me." Gets a laugh like a quarter of the time.
Sam: Lord, beer me strength.
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Tony: You got the stuff?
Peter: *opens box to reveal seven puppies*
Tony: Didn't I order eight?
Peter: Mr. Stark, I'm just the delivery boy- *his shirts barks quietly*
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...
