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Marvel (Spiderman)

Peter: Thanks, dad.
Peter: Why is everyone staring at me?
Shuri: You just called Tony 'dad'.
Peter: What? No I didn't. I said, "Thanks, man."
Tony: Do you see me as a father figure, Peter?
Peter: No. If anything, I see you as a 'bother' figure, 'cause you're always bothering me.

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Tony: This is my son, Peter.
Steve: I am aware
Tony: This is my other son you've never met, Harley
Steve: 
Tony: And this is my lovely daughter I met in space, Nebula.
Steve: You can't just adopt people when you feel sad

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Steve: Alright, if you were to take one thing from a burning house, what wold it be?
Peter: My Spider-Man suit!
Ned: My legos!
MJ: The fire...

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Infinity War: *happens*
Peter: I'm a brave boy!
Aunt May: *finds out*
Peter: I'm not a brave enough boy for this!

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Tony, to Peter: This is your lunch. Now, you should be able to do whatever you want with this.
Tony: But here I come, the government...
Tony: *takes bite of sandwich*
Tony: And I get to take 40% of your lunch 
Tony: *continues to eat Peter's lunch, finishing it*
Tony: And that, Peter, is how taxes work.