Riverdale

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Betty: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Reggie: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Veronica: Tackle him.
Archie: Dump him.
Cheryl: Kick him in the shin.
Jughead: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Archie: Come on, Jug. Let's go.
Jughead: No. I won't stand for it.
Archie: It's the name of the restaurant
Jughead: There is only one Burger King.

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Jughead: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Betty: I have strict parents. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jughead: You have strict parents.

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Kevin: Game time! Describe yourself with one lyric!
Betty: Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught!
Veronica: You say you want a bad girl, show me you can handle this
Cheryl: Baby I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Jughead: When you try your best but you don't succeed...
Archie: OH CMON MAN

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Jughead: Why are you naked?
Archie: I don't have any clothes.
Jughead: *open closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Miss Grundy, socks...

Who else loves Bughead? :')

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