Betty: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss him on the lips. What should I do?
Reggie: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Veronica: Tackle him.
Archie: Dump him.
Cheryl: Kick him in the shin.
Jughead: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!
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Archie: Come on, Jug. Let's go.
Jughead: No. I won't stand for it.
Archie: It's the name of the restaurant
Jughead: There is only one Burger King.
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Jughead: Why don't you have a boyfriend?
Betty: I have strict parents. Why don't you have a girlfriend?
Jughead: You have strict parents.
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Kevin: Game time! Describe yourself with one lyric!
Betty: Good girls are bad girls that haven't been caught!
Veronica: You say you want a bad girl, show me you can handle this
Cheryl: Baby I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream
Jughead: When you try your best but you don't succeed...
Archie: OH CMON MAN
。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Jughead: Why are you naked?
Archie: I don't have any clothes.
Jughead: *open closet* You have shirts, pants, jackets, hi Miss Grundy, socks...
Who else loves Bughead? :')
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...
