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ItsFunneh

Draco: *at 3AM* Funneh!
Funneh: ... what
Draco: I just realized something!
Funneh: ... it's 3AM, Draco
Draco: If our can opener stopped working, is it now a can't opener?
Funneh: *slams the door in his face*

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Draco: My criminal record? The only illegal thing I've done is killing it on the dance floor!
Draco: Just kidding! I've killed a bunch of animals
Draco: IN MINECRAFT! I meant in Minecraft!

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Lunar: I guess I'm just too tough to cry.
Gold: Just today you were crying about snakes.
Lunar: They don't have any arms!

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Rainbow: Everyone, what colour is Funneh's shirt?
Lunar: Gray.
Draco: Gray.
Alec: Gray.
Rainbow: Uh-huh. Now, Funneh, tell them what colour you said your shirt was.
Funneh: ... Dark white.

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Murderer: *pinning Draco to the ground* Any last words?
Draco: If I cut off my leg and swing it at your head...
Draco: Am I hitting you or kicking you?