Narcissa: Lucius, Draco turns 11 today, you should give him the "talk"
Lucius: The "talk"? Okay, the talk, I'm going to give him the talk...definitely
*later*
Lucius: Son...when a man...does it with a woman, or with a man, or a woman with a woman, there's a few safe spells you need to learn-
Narcissa: Lucius! I meant the talk about Hogwarts! Talk to him about school, he's 11
Lucius: ...Oh
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Hufflepuff: It's unhealthy to eat after 9pm
Slytherin, eating sweets at 3am: Oh man, it's a good thing time is an illusion
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Slytherin: Do you ever get water hungry?
Ravenclaw: You mean thirsty?
Slytherin: Water hungry.
Ravenclaw: I hate you.
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Arthur: I love being a father, but there are a few things I miss, like silence, the absence of noise, one single moment undisturbed by sound...
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A sick Ravenclaw: Right now, I'm about 60% snot and 40% person.
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FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...