Chat Noir: Bad News- Marinette locked her keys insider her house
Chat Noir: Good News- We didn't have to wait around for a locksmith
Chat Noir: Bad News- Marinette finds it concerning that I know how to pick locks, and tried to unlock my "Tragic Backstory". I was too embarrassed to admit that the reason I learned was because, at thirteen, I figured that was the kind of skill that would impress cute girls.
Chat Noir: Good News- I think it worked :)
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Alya and Nino on a Date
Nino: So Alya, what is your favourite season?
Alya: Of which show?
Nino: ...
Alya: OH- you meant the weather!
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Ladybug: You three. Explain. Now.
Queen Bee: It was Chat.
Volpina: It was Chat.
Chat Noir: ...
Chat Noir: Damn.
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Reporter: Would you say you're independent?
Chat Noir: *looks at Ladybug*
Ladybug: *nods*
Chat Noir: I'd say so, yes.
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Alya: Hey Adrien?
Chat Noir: What- oh wait, crap
Alya: Yep, I knew it's him!
Chat Noir: No, it just sounded like you said "Chat Noir"
Nino: Hey Adrien.
Chat Noir: What?
Chat Noir: GOD DAMMIT
I know Miraculous Ladybug isn't really a "kid's show", but my friend and I like to think of watching it as our somewhat guilty pleasure ;)
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...
