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Tony: I only drink coffee when I'm stressed

Peter: But you're aLwAYs DriNKinG cOffEe

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Peter and Thor in Asgard

Thor: Welcome to Asgard spider-boy

Peter: *seeing the bifröst*

Peter:

Peter:

Peter: Mr. Thor, have you ever played Mario Cart?

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*at the zoo*

Peter: What are they in for?

Tony: This isn't a prison

Peter: So they can leave?

Stephen: Well, no

Harley: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone

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*during an interview for new avengers*

Steve: So tell me... why should we pick you to become an avenger? 

Stephen: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?

Tony: *whispering to nat* Can he do that?

。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆  。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆

Bucky: Hey Sam, we're both single and well... I don't wanna be single when I'm old, so let's make a pact.

Sam: Okay, if we're still single when we're old we'll-

*at the same time*

Sam: Marry each other

Bucky: Kill each other

Sam:....

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