Tony: I only drink coffee when I'm stressed
Peter: But you're aLwAYs DriNKinG cOffEe
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Peter and Thor in Asgard
Thor: Welcome to Asgard spider-boy
Peter: *seeing the bifröst*
Peter:
Peter:
Peter: Mr. Thor, have you ever played Mario Cart?
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*at the zoo*
Peter: What are they in for?
Tony: This isn't a prison
Peter: So they can leave?
Stephen: Well, no
Harley: *pointing at a penguin* I bet that one killed someone
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*during an interview for new avengers*
Steve: So tell me... why should we pick you to become an avenger?
Stephen: The real question is, why should I allow you to pick me?
Tony: *whispering to nat* Can he do that?
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Bucky: Hey Sam, we're both single and well... I don't wanna be single when I'm old, so let's make a pact.
Sam: Okay, if we're still single when we're old we'll-
*at the same time*
Sam: Marry each other
Bucky: Kill each other
Sam:....
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...