Peter: What am I supposed to all day while you're at work?
MJ: I don't know, what do you normally do when I'm gone?
Peter: Wait for you to get back。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Dentist: Okay, open up
MJ: You know what's not fair? How I had to watch stupid Peter Parker fall over Liz in sophomore year, and now I have to watch him do that again with a girl named Gwen Sta-
Dentist: No that's not what I meant-
MJ: Let me FINISH。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Peter: I like everything about you. Just the other day, someone asked me who the most beautiful Gil in the world was. You know what I said?
Michelle, blushing: ...And what did you say?
Peter: I said... *sees Ned with binoculars in a tree outside the window* Ned?
Michelle: You said Ned?!。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
MJ: Okay, if I was the last person on Earth, would you date me?
Peter: Michelle. If you were the last person on Earth, I wouldn't exist。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆ 。・:*:・゚★,。・:*:・゚☆
Peter: So are you into guys with big hearts?
MJ: No, I'm more into bad boys.
Peter: *flips his hat to the side*
Peter: Well today's your lucky day.
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Incorrect Quotes (Multi-Fandom) | ✔️
FanfictionLol I've been obsessed with incorrect quotes lately, so here's a bunch of 'em from different fandoms I'm (was) in, ex: -ItsFunneh -Harry Potter (Drarry) -Hunger Games -Keeper of the Lost Cities -Marvel (Avengers) -Riverdale -Wings of Fire -Mortal In...