little drummer boy : ash : on hold

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At first, Johnny was silent.

"Johnny?" I prompted.

"What do you mean you think you lost your virginity?"

"Um, well, I woke up naked next to some dude and my... Downstairs... Really hurts so I'm assuming I had sex."

"Ew, Jade, don't tell me about those things."

"It's your fault! You asked me to tell you!"

"You need a girl friend to talk to."

I threw the hand that wasn't preoccupied with the phone, into the air. "Will you please just come and pick me up?"

"Fine. Where are you?"

I looked around, suddenly realizing that I didn't know. "Um... Let me check."

I snuck down the stairs and quietly slipped out the door. I looked around and saw that I was in front of an apartment complex. I walked a little ways and found myself next to a familiar store.

"I'm by that Target. The one on fifth?"

"Okay. I'll be there in ten."

He hung up and I knew he was angry. I sat down on a bench and set my head in my hands.

My phone vibrated.

 

From: Little Drummer Boy

hey, where'd you run off to last night?

This just got a whole lot more complicated.

//awkward

also that gif is life//