little drummer boy : ash : on hold

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I didn't actually contact Ashton until two days later.

 

To: Little Drummer Boy

hey, ash, sorry I didn't text you

From: Little Drummer Boy

it's fine :) how have you been?

To: Little Drummer Boy

oh I've been grand. You?

From: Little Drummer Boy

pretty good. how come you didn't answer my text the other day?

To: Little Drummer Boy

which one?

From: Little Drummer Boy

you know, the one after the party. last week?

To: Little Drummer Boy

ohhhhh yeah…

From: Little Drummer Boy

what? did something happen?

To: Little Drummer Boy

uummmm shit. i’ll call you. cool?

From: Little Drummer Boy

cool

I called him.

"Hi," he answered.

"Hello," I said.

"So what happened at that party?" He asked.

"Well, before I tell you, I'll let you know that before that party, I was a virgin."

Ashton didn't say anything.

"And, um, when I woke up, I was sleeping... naked... next to your band mate, Michael."

"What?"

"I recognized his green hair."

"Oh my God. I'll call you back." He hung up.

I put down the phone and got off my head, running to the kitchen to grab a cold slice of pizza.

When I came back, my phone was ringing. I quickly picked it up.

"Hey." I answered.

"Hi, I'm sorry. I had to go beat Michael."

"What?" I squeaked. "Why? He didn't even know! I left before he woke up!"

"He fucking took your virginity and I called dibs!"

I chuckled harshly. "You dibs having sex with me? Thanks."

I hung up, not even caring that it was rude and over dramatic.

I ate another piece of cold pizza and watched six episodes of How I Met Your Mother before going to sleep.

//i want ashton to call dibs on me//