september || jjk

2.

Your P.O.V

"Oh hell no."

Mine and Bruno's heads snap to stare at Jungkook as he stands up, shaking his head. "I don't have time for this. I have a super busy schedule."

"The world might be ending Jeon! We have to figure this shit out-" 

"Then figure it out on your own with your talking dog and leave me out of it!" He stands up fully, crossing his arms.

I stand up, staring at his face. "You're helping us."

He looks at me, raising an eyebrow. "And what if I don't want to?"

"Might I remind you that I'm a black belt in Karate?" I smirk, cracking my knuckles.

Jungkook is visibly shaken as he looks down. "Fine, geez."

I smile, looking at Bruno.

"Okay, Bruno, whats the tea?"

"Please don't say 'tea'."

I roll my eyes. "Bitch."

Bruno growls. "I'm not a bitch! I'm a male dog! Leave me alone! And why do you assume I know everything?!"

Jungkook looks down at Bruno. "Well maybe because you're a fucking talking dog that is supposed to be dea-"

"Okay look, you really have to stop bringing up the talking dog thing, I'm getting irritated. It's like you've never seen a talking dog before."

"THAT'S BECAUSE I HAVEN'T SEEN A TALKING DOG BEFORE!" Jungkook yells, pulling his hair in frustration.

"Okay look, calm down. Let's just sit down, and think about this rationally," I say, trying to reason with the dog, and the actual dog.

Bruno's head tilts. "Well, perhaps instead of thinking, you should go wear some pants because I'm tired of looking at your black lace panties underneath your t shir-"

I squeal, pulling my shirt down and kicking Bruno with my right leg.

Jungkook chuckles, looking over at me. "Black lace huh? I must say I took you for a Hello Kitty type girl."

My expression darkens. "Shut the fuck up, jeon."

Jungkook smirks. "Okay then, black lace. You can go wear some pants, and I'll just wear an actual shirt. And then we can go out exploring to see if we are actually the only humans left in this town."

I nod, turning to look at Bruno. "Who's keeping him?"

Jungkook points at me. "He's your dead dog, so obviousl-"

"What? No!" I yell, shaking my head vigorously.

Bruno seems hurt. "What? Why? I'm such a delightful pe-"

"Look, dog, I get to ask the questions here. So why don't you wanna keep him?" Jungkook speaks, moving to his closet.

I shrug, staring at the dog. "I don't know, he just creeps me out."

Bruno speaks next. "Well I, for one, am quite offended. You think you know a per-"

"Okay so why don't we just leave him in the park or something and just go-"

"Can you stop cutting me off, human?!!"

Jungkook and I scream.

We scream as something flies from Bruno's eyes.

Two beams of light.

Lasers.

They land on Jungkook's carpet, burning off a bit.

"The dog shoots lasers.." I whisper, mouth hanging open.