Things Are Strange, I Like It Like That.

Chapter Twenty

"We'd better hope that's not his baby." He says, frowning. I can see his emotions in his eyes, anger, hurting, excitement that he might be a father.

"Is there any way of telling if a baby is yours or not before it's born?" Harry asks.

"I don't know." I admit fearfully.

"Well, does Austin know about this?" Liam raises his eyebrows.

"Yes." I say, not wanting to explain the story of how I found out I was pregnant at his house.

"It's most likely Louis' baby. I mean one time compared to all of those times you guys keep us up at night.." Harry says, laughing slightly.

I blush deeply and glance at Louis who is doing the same.

"Are we that loud?" He asks.

"Um..yeah. That old lady next door yelled at me one day saying that she liked to get sleep at night." Liam laughs.

I blush deeper and feel Louis' arms wrap around me. "At least we can do that."

I giggle at him.

"Hey! Just because we're single.." Harry starts.

"Doesn't mean you can make fun of us." Liam finishes.

"Eh, whatever.." Louis shrugs.

"How-" Harry is interrupted by the doorbell ringing.

I stand up and walk downstairs.

The doorbell rings again.

I open the door to see the shock of my life. "Austin? What are you doing here?"

"Kay, what if that's my child?" He asks suddenly.

"We don't know that yet." I say simply.

"But what if it is?" He asks again.

"Well, I don't know!" I cross my arms.

"I can't be a father. I can't!" He tugs on his hair.

"You're worried? You are only possibly a father! No matter who the dad is I'm still pregnant!"

"Guys, what's going-" Liam stops dead in his tracks. "Austin?!"

"Hey, Liam." Austin smiles weakly.

Liam just glares at him. "What's wrong with you??"

"I..uh.." Austin scratches his head.

"You, uh, has sex with Kay when she was drunk! You took advantage of her!"

"Stop it!" I yell angrily. "I have a head ache and I just want peace and quiet right now."

They both look at me. "Sorry."

I nod and lay down on the couch. If this is what I'm gonna feel like the whole time I'm pregnant, someone's gonna die.

"What was all the yelling abou-" Louis freezes when he sees Austin.

"Louis." Austin glares at him.

"What the hell are you doing here?!" Louis yells.

"Uh, Lou..." Liam tugs on his collar.

"What?!" He snaps at him.

"Kay has a head ache.." Liam mumbles quietly.

Louis' expression softens. "Sorry, babe."

I nod and lay my head back.

The front door swings open suddenly. "We're home!" Niall shouts.

"And we have food!" Zayn shouts after him.

I just lose it. "If one more person yells, I am neutering each and every one of you!"

Niall and Zayn's eyes widen in surprise. "What's up your ass?"

Louis face palms and Liam gasps and bites his lip.

"What, Niall?" I ask, clearly showing the amount of bitchyness in my voice.

"What's wrong with you guys?" He asks, setting down the grocery bags.

"Hmm, let me sum things up. One of these two boys right here has gotten me pregnant. And I have a head ache and I swear to God, piss me off and I WILL cut off your testicles." I snarl and stand up.

"You're pregnant?!" Zayn's eyes widen.

"What did I just say about yelling?" I scream.

"You're yelling.." Niall mumbles.

"Clearly you want me to kill you all!" I hiss.

"This is going to be fun." Austin says and all the guys nod.

Great, nine months of pure bitchyness, pain and I just can't wait for the cravings to start. Yay. Just perfect.