Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

80's man (Star-Lord x Male Reader)

A/N: Requested by RoseQuartzluv.

Basically you tell the other members of the Guardians of the Galaxy about your homosexuality and they ask dumb questions.

Drax: Does this mean you are sexually attracted to me?
Rocket: Ew.
Nebula: So you find women disgusting.
Mantis: Interesting.
Groot: I am groot.
You: Drax, not in a million years.
Rocket, fuck you.
Nebula, that is nonsense.
Mantis, not really.
And Groot, no I haven't.

Peter: What did he ask you?

You: If I've ever kissed a woman.

Nebula: Then how did you come to the conclusion that they don't arouse you.

You: On second thought, I do find their bodies disgusting, but that's it.

Peter: Have the rules changed on Earth?

You: Yes, but not everywhere, marriage is legal in certain locations.

Mantis then touches you, you were always able to change your emotions focusing on something, or someone (Rocket) else, but she caught you by surprise.

Mantis: You feel romantic, sexual, lov AAAAHHH.

You threw a rock at her face, you kind of felt bad (You can spawn objects related to the core elements).

You: Sleeeeeeeep.

Peter: DUDE!

You: She keeps on trying to invade my privacy. I'm gonna go outside.

You were on planet Hygjonia [hi- yo- nee-yah] ( I couldn't find a deserted planet from the marvel comics), and you saw a green creature from afar, it was Gamora.

You had never met Gamora, you  joined the Guardians of the Galaxy after the battle against Thanos, which was 10 months ago, ever since then, Peter's been looking for 2014 Gamora, and you found her.

You approached her, but not too much.

You: Are you Gamora?

She drew her sword: What do you want?

- Your sister and your boyfriend have been looking for you.

- He's not my boyfriend.

- You did technically fall in love with him.

-I don't care.

- What about Nebula? They really care about you.

- Would you like to die?

-Would you like to drown?
Just talk to them, please.

- Why?

-Give them closure, and I won't bother you ever again.

- Ugh.

Meanwhile

Peter: Is Y/N attracted to me?

Mantis: Ouch, yes, he thinks you are extremely attractive.

Nebula: What are you gonna tell him?
Are you attracted to him too?

Peter: Even if I was attracted to him, I love Gamora, and did you not hear Mantis, sexual love, he just wants to bed me.

Drax: She did say the same for you and Gamora.

You: HEY, QUILL, I FOUND GAMORA.

Peter: What?

They all walked outside and saw you and Gamora.

GOTG: GAMORA.

Nebula: Hello sister.

Peter: We've been looking  for you.

Gamora: Save it, I am only here for closure, I do not care about any of you, except for Nebula, however I am a lone wolf. I do not wish to speak to any of you ever again.

You: Sorry guys, best I could do.

Peter: It's not your fault, goodbye Gamora.

Gamora: Bye.

Time skip

Peter: I've been looking for her for 10 months only for her to say she doesn't want to see me for the rest of her life.

You: I'm sorry Peter.

Peter: Do you have feelings for me?

You: No point in lying, yes.

Peter: Why?

You: You're sweet and funny, and dedicated to the people you love.

Peter: Am I attractive to you?

You: Oh yes, you are incredibly sexy.

I'm sorry about Gamora.

Peter: It's okay, I found someone else.

He then kisses you passionately and deeply, but you don't kiss back.

- I'm not a rebound, you can't just kiss me because you're girlfriend rejected you.

- You're not a rebound.

- How am I supposed to believe you?

- MANTIS!!

-Yes?

- Touch me.

- You feel...horny, lust.

(Slap)

You: Fuck you, Quill.

You run away, crying, towards your room.

A/N:Part 2?