Marvel x Male Reader (1/2)

Shy- Part 1(Steve Rogers x Male Reader)

There you are, inside Avengers Tower, being introduced to the team of superheroes by Fury himself.

You just gave everyone a small wave then continued twiddling your thumbs  whilst you looked down at the beautiful floor.

Steve: Hi, I'm Steve Rogers, pleasure to meet you.

He extended his hand for you to shake.

Your shaky arm was getting closer and closer to its target, Captain America's muscular one. What if he squeezed you too hard? You weren't concentrating, so when Rogers started moving your hand down (because that's how handshakes work), you fell onto the floor on your shocked face.

Later:

Steve: Alright, what should I make for dinner?

Tony: Lasagna.

Peter: Pizza.

Wade: Peter.

Peter: Yes?

Wade: No, that's what I want for dinner.

Peter: 🤦‍♂️

Steve: Maybe we should let Y/N decide. Y/N?

You: Um, umumum, f-f-f food.

Steve: 😶 Lasagna it is.

The next day:

You're laying on the couch, in a fetal position, trying to take as least space as possible, with your eyes closed and headphones on, listening to
Brave Honest Beautiful by Fifth Harmony (ft. Meghan Trainor)

You chuckled to yourself at the irony.

Meanwhile:

Steve: Okay, everybody, there us an unidentified species attacking everyone in Times Square, we need to head there now.

Peter: What about Y/N?

Steve: I don't know why Fury sent him here, but clearly he isn't in a right state of mind, so you will watch him.

Wade: Amateurs, he probably has some power he isn't ready to unleash and when you decide to underestimate him, he will let go and save the world.

Steve: 😐 Your boyfriend's still babysitting him.

Peter: Come on, no fair.

Steve: We need someone to distract him.

5 minutes later:

Peter: Heyyyy, how you doing?

You:  Kronans.

Peter: What?

You: The alien species, they're kronans, at least rogue ones, Thor has a Kronan friend named Korg actually.

Peter: How do you know all this?

You: That's a story for another time, I'm gonna go help.

Peter: But you're not in the right state...

You: I don't need a 16 year old telling me the state of mind I'm in, go to
r/im14andthisisdeep and you'll see how ridiculous you sound.

Peter: I'm not just a kid.

You: Well, there are infinite possibilities, maybe if you fail as a scientist you could be a model.

Peter: What?

You: Seems like you've been flustered, bamboozled. Anyways, toodaloo.

Steve: They're quite powerful, how do we stop them?

You: Since they're made of rocks, I assume they are not flammable.

Steve: Y/N?

You: Shush, I'm thinking. Should I make a DC reference?

Wade: Ooh, 4th wall break.

You: Azarath Metrion Zinthos.

You freeze one of them. You make a wall of wood thick enough to protect your fellow teammates.

After a successful mission:

Steve: Y/N, I'm sorry that...

You: I don't care, I'm tired.

Steve: Is this my fault?

Tony: No, he decided to look like he was useless, so it's his fault.

Steve: Maybe we should've been nicer, tried to have a conversation with him.
I'm going to make him some food. He deserves it.

Tony: Do you have a crush on him all of a sudden.

Wade: With no development? Wait, who am I to judge?

Peter: Are you talking about Vanessa?

Wade: Forget it, I love you.

Peter: What?

Wade: Why are we adding a side plot?

Stop criticising me

Wade: Well stop being a wiener.

Did you, not curse?

Wade: My baby boy's rubbing off on me.

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I'm being lazy, I could easily make this one part but I don't have the patience. Sorry?